The Mega-Zine Museum
May 29, 1997
THE 3rd COLOUR RED says the sexy South is better as it has running water, indoor toilets, electricity, London, Wembley, civilised community and of course... Taunton Town F.C.
SHE advises everyone to hug anyone who looks depressed. (Watch out BROKEN CIRCLES!)
THE GURU has been classified too WEIRD! for the 'ZINE. That's pretty impressive considering the competition round her.
WLW can exclusivly reveal that GREAT
AFKA GONZO COULD RETURN AT ANYTIME
DEAR EVERYTHING
Why do all good programmes have to end their series all at once? Men Behaving Badly, They Think its All Over, Have I Got News For you and A Question of Sport are all ending, along with the football season which means no Match of the Day until August.
Of course the BBC could show another series of Red Dwarf or but they won't 'cos those are programmes people like. Change their motto to "BEEB SHALL STOP SPEAKING PEACE BUT SHALL SPEAK RUBBISH UNTO NATION"
The Red Chipolata
Or what about "The Red Chipolata SHALL
STOP SPEAKING RUBBISH UNTO 'ZINE"!?
WHAT HO CHUMS
To make extra dosh, the Head plans to turn the school into a zoological park.
Just think of the excuses: an aardvark has eaten my essay, Wombers was late 'cos she was captured by a koala bear, the lions ate my semolina, a chimp is in my pants...
Must dash, there's a hippopotamus in the sick bay dressed as matron!
RODDERS wah wah... arghh
Don't be silly...
AARDVARKS EAT ANTS, DON'T THEY?!
DEAR 'ZINE
The GOD of irony is BUSY.
Why is ecstasy called ecstasy? And why is joyriding called joyriding? They KILL people!
Now to really take the biscuit, North and SOUTH are telling us they are MEN, not boys!? Whatever? What next? BRAD PITT an ugly bloke!?
DAZY, GIRL FROM MARS.
Well I have always thought the
SPICE GIRLS WERE TALENTED MUISICIANS
DEAR 'ZINE
Am I the only ziner out here who is getting fed up with ziner writing in requesting that one of the old writers to the 'Zine returns. Can't they realise that if a person has stopped writing in, it's probably because they have grown out of it.
And don't any of you accuse me of being jealous for not being one of the great 'ziners 'cos I've written over 20 letters.
From THE WONDER
19 Letters actully,but who's counting?
ANYWAY AFKA GONZO'S COMING BACK!
