The Mega-Zine Museum
May 25, 1997
BLUE RAISAN says WLW, I've written quite a number of letters that have never been screened. What on Gavin Rossdale's leopard guitar strap happens to those rejected ones? Eh? You think I frame them? Filed under B, mate. Cruel.
THE CRAZY LEMON Yes, Laughing Hyena, I'm back. Let's do lunch!... Why is everyone going on about the Spice Girls It's like everything nasty - if you ignore it, it goes away. Na, I reckon this one's going to need antibiotics!
AB'S 11th FINGER Happy Birthday, Mum! x
DEAR 'ZINE
Just writing to express my agreement with someone who wrote in the other day about the alarming subject of milk.
What I think is really freaky is that someone not only thought to squeeze a cow's dangly bits but also thought this stuff would taste good with boiled up water, a load of dried out weeds and some stuff scraped out of a plant.
Ban tea now! It's just for grannies to sip between wrinkled old lips! Stop it now!
Ankh Girl (psychopath and p/t vampire)
Whoa! Brewing up a storm! Ban tea and
YOU DESTROY ENGLISH CULTURE!
TO LITTLE BABY NOTHING
I would just like to point out that:
- "Rave" is an outdated word used by narrow-minded people like you to describe a wide range of music.
- The Government does NOT want us to "rave" as proved by the Criminal Justice Act.
- You have no idea what you are on about.
Dancing Queen
A justified repetitive beat-ing! Want
REVENGE? JUST CLUBBER ON THE HEAD!
OH FLIDDY
You have obviously never been to Africa or a decent Safari park.
I grew up in Africa and was privileged enough to have witnessed (with great difficulty) giraffes in their natural habitat.
Even with their 8ft necks it is very difficult to spot them!
Do research next time.
Killer Kitten
Only because they get vertigo and fall
OVER, OR HIDE BEHIND ELEPHANTS!
DEAR 'ZINE
I have to warn you - Joe has told me, they're going to take over.
Yes, THEM - the dreaded teeny-bopper noise pollutants.
The Spice Girls, Boyzone, East 17... they are going to rule the world. We need to stop them now! We need to start a campaign - Help! Help!
I can hear them coming....
The Purple Sea-Horses
I blame TV and too much soap!
SERIOUSLY! GET A GRIP! PURPLE POWER!
