The Mega-Zine Museum

May 24, 1997

DAVID CHOKACHI'S PANTS says Southern bands are better. George Michael is better than the Happy Mondays; Eternal are better than James; East 17 are better than Joy Division. I THINK NOT. ETERNAL? Deeply uncool!

THE DOVE FROM ABOVE (NORTHERNER AND PROUD OF IT) says that Middlesbrough's footy song was the best. AND they have cool fans like Bob Mortimer. And Chris Rea. Erm, bit embarrassing really.

ANXIOUS MACAROON says if you buy the Gillian Anderson single, you're sad.

DEAR SUNSET PRINCE

I agree that the Spice Girls are not as good as the Beatles.

However, while not as musically influential, you can't claim the Spices to be without social influence.

Girl Power is the feminism of the 1990s and was set off by the Spices.

Besides, I find Geri and Emma much more attractive than John and Paul.

The Yellow Yokel

Girl Power is a joke. There's still the

PRESSURE TO BE ATTRACTIVE TO MEN.

DEAR WLW

Why does everyone hate the upper classes? Are you jealous because they've got the money you haven't?

I live near a council estate. My brother was beaten up there and I have been shot at while out walking my dog. I would live in a middle class area any day.

John

Maybe you were shot 'cos you were there

AT THE TIME AND NOT 'COS YOU'RE POSH

IF YOUR LIFE IS PEACHY,

We are two psychotic reindeers who have been informed by the garden gnome at 10 Downing Street that the 10.30 flight to Never Never Land has BEAN hijacked by multicoloured snowmen.

They demand a ransom of two green jelly beans and three blue smarties or we will never see our yellow and purple polka dotted teapot again.

Please help.

Kurtess Cobain and Davina Grahlster

Tell me where the drop off is and I'll

GO IN MY LUNCH HOUR

COW SONG SUGGESTIONS

Rachel W

Is this the CREAM of the crop?

THESE SONGS ARE NOT TOO CHEESY

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