The Mega-Zine Museum
May 23, 1997
MIDGET GEM Is there any way to approach an attractive lad who she don't know without humiliation? No.
THE MUTANT MAGGOTS are here. Dangerous and powerful people don't want you to know. Let's hope it stays that way! The more underground, the better, thank you.
MENTAL MARY AND THE LAPDOGS Pogonophobia is the fear of beards. Is there anyone out there afraid of beards? Why do beards instil fear? Bellamy's beard would scare me at close range - unknown nestling creatures!
WLW
I'd like to re-open the North V South debate:
Premiership Champions: Man U
Division One Champions: Bolton
Division 2 Champs: Bury
Promoted: Stockport
Division 3 Champs: Wigan
Promoted: Carlisle
Personally I think it's pretty decisive which half of the country has the best football teams!
C'est La Vie
KICKING A BALL: BRILLIANT! The Southern
FIELD OF ABILITY'S A BIT BIGGER! OOH!
YER TIS
I have just finished reading Douglas Adams' The Hitch-Hiker's guide to the Galaxy. It has to be THE most inspirational and thought-provoking book ever printed - even more so than Living With A Willy by the esteemed Mr Fisher.
People even more famous than myself agree. Why else would Radiohead name their new single after one of the characters?
The Yello Yokel
DON'T PANIC - I agree! Just say
SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE MEGA!
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm sick of letters being sent by sad Nirvana whingers, complaining how no-one likes them 'cos they're different. Well listen how "different I am".
I'm a communist, a vegetarian, don't drink, buy designer clothes and own a car. I have an obscenely strange hair cut, am a Christian and my fave band is Duran Duran. Yet, I am "one of the lads" with people I have nothing in common with.
If you all just lighten up, stopped feeling sorry for yourselves you might find happiness!
The Dynamic Durannie
Cool it, Le Bon Boy! You may be a Saint
BUT I'LL LAUGH WITH SINNERS THANKS!
