The Mega-Zine Museum
May 15, 1997
BYTE BY BYTE A.W Sk8r. I will be your Sk8 pertner in telepathy being that I will probably never know where you sk8 although I can damn well imagine it! Do you know how to pull off a unity? Not yet, but s/he wanna know!
ENIGMATIC STRANGER tells Manic Kumquat: Your point was invalid. Take Brookside - Jacqui Dixon/Jacki Corkhill How many hours of watching the credits?
LOVE SWEETEST SWEEHEART Earthworm John, is Pig on the Rampage the only one who can cheer you up? You're not GLUM R U?
SOS TO GUY THREEPWOOD
Come on, Guybrush, what are you playing at? I've been trapped in this ghost ship for months now and all you can do is hang around feeding my vase to barrels!
As a last desperate attempt to be rescued, I will place this note in a bottle and cast it overboard.
So hurry my little Plunder Bunny and rescue me from the evil pirate Le Chuck!
From your little love Muffin,
Guv'nor Elaine
Guybrush, what are doing, associating
WITH COMPLETE NUTTERS LIKE GUV'NOR?
DEAR 'ZINE
In TITUS ANDRONICUS by William Shakespeare, two villains violate the daughter of the lead character.
He finds them, cuts them up, puts them in a pie and feeds them to their own parents. How can that possibly be boring???
Perhaps the judicial system should employ this method when dealing with Kappa-clad young vagrants!
Broken Circles
With murder, crossdressing and the rest
WILL WOULD SHOCK OUR MARY WHITEHOUSE
EYES
Eyes, constantly searching for more information,
Alert, suspicious, the radar of the mind.
Look him in the eye, find out what he's thinking,
Working everything out.
The eyes.
The gateway to the mind, and the answer.
The Undergound Potato Movemant
Have you found that 'Zine letters are
JUST GETTING CORNEA AND CORNEA?
DEAR BLEACHED, YET BEAUTIFUL BLOND FROM BRAINTREE
I so envy you. I am one of the not-so-perfect 'Ziners. I have visited the dentist and then was sent to an orthodontist to have a brace.
I also had to put up with comments such as "Why do you have bits of lager cans stuck between your teeth?".
In turn I would tell them: "I don't, but I have my teeth pierced."
Soon, my teeth shall be as perfect as yours!
Girl Forbidden to get Tongue Pierced
Keith Flint would prefer a metal mouth
TO A SET OF SPANKING WHITE GNASHERS!
