The Mega-Zine Museum
May 14, 1997
TANK GIRL says she plays Monkey Island, is going to see Placebo in Manchester and wants to know if any one is going to Foo Fighters. See you there AB's 11th finger! She'll give you an extra big wave! ha ha
FREAKY HAIRDO says we need more psychos like the one with perfect teeth just to save the 'Zine from soggy stuff like Eyeliner Fairy and Welsh Princess.
C'EST LA VIE says Guybrush Threepwood, I am rubber, you are glue. We could drink grog in the Scumm Bar!
DEAR 'ZINE
A letter damning Shakespeare was recently printed. I understand this was probably an error and instead of being binned the letter was put in a pile for printing.
I'll excuse the small error this time. Please don't do it again, for the sake of those misguided youths who choose to take the lead from someone who doesn't understand a literary genius.
Mental Mary and the Lapdogs
I used that letter as a sad example of
TODAY'S MISREAD YOUTH, HEY NONNY-NO!
DEAR RED VIXEN
I was not complaining about the number of attractive girls coming my way. I was just voicing my concern about the soul-destroying sad number of beautiful girls going with haylins while sensitive souls suffer.
OK, I was a bit bitter because it happened to me. I should stop going on looks but I have trouble talking to new people (especially girls) so looks are all I have to go on at first.
Conor the Horned One
Pose a a haylin, trap the beauty and
THEN STUN HER WITH SENSITIVITY. EASY
DEAR RED VIXEN
Has anyone noticed a stupid thing the exam board has done in their answer booklets? I noticed it in a recent exam.
For some strange reason, on the back page on my answer booklet, the words 'Blank Page' were written.
The fact that this is a blank page should be self-explanatory, and now the piece of paper no longer continues to be blank! Doh!
The Wonder
They have to cater for those less
FORTUNATE WHO BLANK-OUT ON BRAINS!
RE CARTOON VIOLENCE
I am not saying that today's cartoons aren't violent because they are. However, these days the cartoons are more realistic looking.
Old cartoons are almost as violent as today's. Just look at Tom and Jerry chasing each other with pans, sticks, etc, and what about Road Runner who only just manages to avoid being blown to bits?
Makes you think doesn't it?
Mr Unreadable
No, The Krypton Factor makes me think
CARTOONS JUST MAKE ME LAUGH!
