The Mega-Zine Museum
May 1, 1997
SHEILA TAKING A BOW says hair must be backcombed, eyelashes must be false, tights must be fishnets, heels must be high, cigarettes must have holders. And Lily Savage rules. We say that!
AMERICAN WANNABE wants a skating partner - but not ice!
VOMAGE FRAIS says teenage angst is wearisome and the zits are hell! Tell us something we don't know pleeease!! DEAR 'ZINE I can exclusively reveal the real reason Chris Evans quit Radio One. He was simply tired out, because, as most intelligent people know, Chris Evans is Postman Pat. Along with working for Radio One and TFI Friday, he was exhausted. Also starring in Postman Pat are Barbara Windsor and Tosh out of the Bill (watch if you don't believe me!) Nike1plus (CENSORED.com) Maybe late nights and loads of booze WITH GAZZA CONTRIBUTE TOO! TO TAYLOR'S BIGGEST FAN I know who you're talking about! He's lovely isn't he? Oh, I just want to smother him in kisses and hugs and Marmite, and have his picture on the 'Zine instead of that stupid thing in the corner. WLW won't print this letter: the man who lives in urban hell and destroys rock 'n' roll is far too brilliant for these pages, so we must worship together away from Megazine. Purves Grundy Have I missed a point - is Marmite not FOR TOAST AND TOAST ALONE? DEAR WLW I was watching an old video recorded from the TV in the 80s. The adverts came on and I was about to fast forward when the fruit and fibre ad came on, and who should I see dancing and miming to a really naff song? GRANT MITCHELL (from EastEnders). He looked a right idiot! That's his hard man image down the drain. The Cosmic Space Ranger The girlies here wouldn't mind sharing A BOWL OR TWO WITH HIM EACH DAY! TO THE ANGEL OF IRONY I know exactly what you mean, idiots writing in to moan to fellow 'Ziners about nothing. It's getting ridiculous. You even get some really sad losers writing in to moan about other people writing in to moan about other people. Can you guess who I'm talking about? The Soul Searcher Would life be worth living if we COULDN'T MOAN, MOAN AND MOAN MORE?
