The Mega-Zine Museum
April 13, 1997
RUPERT & PRIMROSE say it's tom to posh up the 'Zine with the APL (Anti Pants League). More posh kids should join. Don't leave it all to Wendy and Rodney.
DONOVAN'S ELECTRICAL BANANAS wants to say something important but is too busy looking at the comet.
DR SCOTT claims after four years he has finally met the Manic Street Preachers and they were every bit as nice as he expected. WLW: It's nice to know not all celebs are egotistical maniacs.
ZINERS
Melody Pops are one of the most under-rated things in the world.
Not only do you get to create musical delights but you get a lovely lolly as well. They make the boring world of the pharmacy worthwhile again.
Dr Scott
Also an ideal cure for flatulence
YOU CAN WHISTLE THROUGH THE WIND!!
DEAR BEANS
I know there are some more beans out there somewhere - I am not the only one.
Please, please, please get in touch and write in. Then we can all go for a spin in our bean machines and be happy forever. No time wasters.
Bean Power!
Bean A
Oh no, they've done a runner
BEAN AND GONE!!!
DEAR WLW
During a recent shopping trip we went in to our native 'Allders' whereby we ventured to the TV section and proceeded to switch every set to p142.
It was mightily hilarious and we chuckled a lot of as we walked away in a midst of panic and confusion by the shop assistant.
Neville and Nevillia
Superb stuff I totally approve
REMOTE POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Eating lunch with a mate of mine the other day, she was telling me how she is vegetarian. She mentioned the phrase 'No food with a face'.
This got me thinking....
What about parts of faces? I mean eyes of potatoes, noses of cucumbers, ears of corn... heads of lettuces for goodness sake! Faces everywhere arghhh!
Charmed Enigma
Face facts: all the above parts
WE DON'T EAT, WE THROW AWAY!!
