The Mega-Zine Museum
April 1, 1997
STONE ROSIE warns that one day the sun may decide not to rise. And Triton will stop blowing his wreathed horn I suppose.
SWEETEST SWEETHEART says there are only three Anti-Glummers. So join up quick.
THE NON-EXISTENCE is absolutely not jealous of the Spice Girls. Her idol is Courtney Love. A tad screechy for me.
CAKELEGS is irritated that Earthworm John has insulted The Levellers. But they ARE a bore: all that earnestness!
DEAR 'ZINE
Grrrrrrr. Now I'm annoyed. Why is that bally No Mercy song still in the Top 20?
WLW, you seem to have forgotten my sex: I am a girl.
The pages turn too quickly - I've read every letter three times.
Devon is as boring as a party conference.
Broken Circles sounds like a broken record.
The Wannabe
Moan, moan, moan. Moan, moan, moan.
MOAN, MOAN, MOAN. GET THE IDEA?
THE BEST BORING CIRCLES IMPRESSION...EVER
The waves man, the waves. The waves of time man, they control my mind, making me cool maaaaaaaaan.
And The Levellers... I mean wwwwwoooww maaaaaaaaan. And I'm like so cooooool maaaaan.
C'mon Broken Circles, The Anti-Glum League will beat anything you try.
THE REVOLUTION IS HERE!
Earthworm John, The Anti-Glum League
Do I detect a hint of jealousy? It's
TOO EASY TO CRITICISE OTHERS.
DEAR MISS SHE WHO IS SUFFERING
Get off your high horse. I own all the Spice Girls stuff, but I'm a bigger fan of the Manics.
I remember Richey not plugging in at some gigs and knocking his mic over on TOTP in 1992 and carrying on.
The Manics are not holier-than-thou, merely a darn fine band, as are the Spice Girls - of the POP variety. Lighten up!
Soppy, Corny Rock Boy
I find it hard to believe that a Manics
FAN WOULD WASTE MONEY ON THE SPICES!
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
There's a boy I've liked for five years. We used to get on fine, but recently he has been treating me as worthless.
He has also turned a lot of people against me. He has made my life a living hell. The worst thing is, I still like him.
C'mon 'Zinesters, tell me what to do about him. I need advice and you lot are probably the only people who understand me.
Billie Joe's nosering, depressed
Ask him why he's treating you thus. If
HE FEIGNS IGNORANCE, HE'S A CREEP.
