The Mega-Zine Museum
March 31, 1997
VATICAN STRIKE has a few tips about dating. If you want to stand out stand among uglier people. Don't throw kisses unless she is a good catch.
GRIZELDA GLUM has too much homework, her sandwiches are spam (again), the Spice Girls do her head in, and her mum's pinched her picture of Liam.
WOMBERS AND RODDERS have a jolly song for us. "Here we are again happy as can be, all good 'Ziners and jolly good companeee!"
LADY OF THE FLOWERS sez B Molko is lush.
ODE TO THE FAIRIES (to be sung to the tune of Macarena)
You have pretty lickle wings
and you dance around your bedroom.
You have sparkly pink mopeds
on which you zoom.
You have come on a broom from the moon.
HEY dudey fairies!
Superintelligent Pandimentional Being
Bet that's a pain to sign on any
IMPORTANT PAPERWORK!
KIDS!
Drugs aren't just bad for you (in reply to Dazy), they're bad for your image.
Any pretence to be cool goes out the window when conversations about the meaning of colour or sheds in Surrey become essential to life. Or when you claim to understand Jim Morrison's lyrics (watch out for "It's all so clear now.")
Dr Edward Crane, MPsy (Hvd), GATsB, FNORD
If yah canna enjoy yaself without drugs
YOU'RE THE BORE, NOT THE SITUATION.
DEAR 'ZINE FOLK
If you truly cared about animals you'd realise that vegetarianism is a half measure and the only REAL option is to become vegan.
It requires a lot more commitment, but if you're going to waffle on about caring for animals, do the right thing and cut ALL animal products and derivatives from your life.
Sylvia's Shadow
Life's too short to eat soya marge
OR WEAR PLASTIC SHOES. SORRY.
DEAR IRON LION
I'd always thought you were a bit of a prat, but after reading your letter boasting your knowledge and love of unheard of music, I could've given you a great big kiss!
For two long years I have been searching for someone who shares my interest in the most excellent Moist. My search is over. I am forever in debt to you.
Charmed Enigma
Calm down. Calm down. CALM DOWN!
IRON LION HAS OBSCURE TASTES. AND?
