The Mega-Zine Museum
March 29, 1997
DR SCOTT say to Hoochie Coochie Man - out of all the female success stories you choose the micro-scopic bikini girl, Gina G! She sells her music through her body more than the Spices!
THE PSYCHOPATH's favourite 'Ziner is the Psychopath... with perfect teeth! Respect! He also likes Bon Jovi and Big Country...
ANNE FRONK is not happy with the Cosmic Girl or Mark Lamarr. Jay K is just a hypocrite, that's all!
ODE TO BROKEN CIRCLES
You used to be a witty writer
Your grip on reality was tighter
Now you've gone all strong and deep
Just another boring creep.
So you think that you're a rock?
In you mouth please put a sock
You're a sucker, you're a miserable person?!
Also singable to Nancy Boy by Placebo!
Earthworm John & the AGL, I'm with ya!
Master Kates
Ooh, that's a bit harsh, but hey, BC
IT'S ONLY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION!
WEEZLE!
QUALITY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN QUANTITY! Star Trek may have been running for years and produced some great stories but many episodes have been terrible.
Star Wars may only be returning to the cinema 20 years on but it has a FORCE Star Trek lacks.
Dufenbaker aka Miss Emory
PS Harrison Ford is the best looking bloke in the universe!
Your flying SOLO there, Dufenbaker. I'm
WITH THE FORCE. I'M WITH LUKE!
TO 'ZINERS WHO ARE WILLING TO READ:
Specially huge amounts of hatred and cess-ridden filth to the poor downtrodden victims that follow:
All the people who have written telling us we are stupid to eat meat,
The Anti-Glum League,
Politicians.
Massive appreciation to the following exhalted members of the human race:
Broken Circles,
the late Cliff Burton,
James Goldsmith,
Jonny and Marsha Zula,
All fans of Red Dwarf.
Metal Dave
So what if I'm of the AGL and like
RED DWARF? COVER ALL POSSIBILITIES!
