The Mega-Zine Museum
March 18, 1997
BLOB OF BLU-TAC, loved the Buster Poem, but it needs to be shortened a tad. Do that and you will see it in flashing lights!
DAISY, GIRL FROM MARS wants to know why it says Long Vehicle on the back of lorries. Isn't it obvious?
SOPPY CORNY ROCK BOY is still in love with Scary Girl and needs to get in touch with her. He keeps crying into his cereal. Ahh! Bless!
DEAR 'ZINE
This whole "bad" thing seems to be really in at the moment.
What's so great about freaking out on drugs which you can't afford and thumping the nearest person because they look in your direction?
I'm no angel, but at least I don't spend my life trying to fit the media image of the moment.
Dazy, Girl from Mars
Let's have a mega "good" feeling -
HAAGEN DAZ IS SOMETHING WE LOVE!
PAY ATTENTION 007
During the next few weeks I shall be going undercover to try and infiltrate other Teletext pages.
I will be going under the secret code name: Kevin Whitely, aged 15, from South London.
Keep my Jacuzzi warm, I'll be gone some time. Watch out for me.
Artist Formerly Known as Gonzo
And how is one going to do that then?
'COS YOU'VE TOLD US YOUR CODE NAME!
DEAR ANTI-GLUMS
Can you explain if Anti-Glum, the Anti-Glum League, is against all happiness?
Or are we allowed complaints about things like the Spice Girls which spark conflict and debate?
Maybe on one of the pages there should be a list of members of the Anti-Glum League and a quick explanation for people.
Guy From Mars
I think we can hazard a guess - that
MOST 'ZINERS WOULD SIGN UP PRONTO!
