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March 19, 1997

GUY FROM MARS says Girl Power is a lie and a marketing ploy set up by the music industry to get girls to buy Spice Girls singles. Hey tell us something we don't know!

HOMER J wants to point out to Girl from Mars that he has long CLEAN hair so he is someone who doesn't fit your stereotype. Now you just need to move into the right era - Eighties man.

PHILTHY PHIL PHILANTHROPIST has another fascinating fact the Earth weighs 5,970,000,000,000,000 billion tonnes!

 

DEAR ZINERS

THE AIM INDEED IS EXPERIENCE

Unfortunately, when nobody that works in the field you want to work in - ie newspapers - will take you on, it is completely pointless.

How are you meant to get experience of a career you want working in a primary school, patronising children?

Psychopath with perfect teeth

You'd prefer valuable experience

MAKING ENDLESS CUPS OF TEA?!!

 

RE STAR TREK VS STAR WARS

Star Trek would win of course! Star Trek has four generations, at least six star ships, a space station eight films and the best looking bloke in the universe.

Star Wars has three films and Harrison Ford. No contest really.

The Weezle

But Darth Vadar rules so shut up and

LET THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!

 

RE: GENIUS OF RESTORATION

I'd say this gentleman had made the wrong diagnosis in the case of Bjork. It would appear that she's been recovering well from a severely traumatic childhood with The Sugarcubes and has recently produced some beautiful and uplifting music as part of her ongoing therapy.

She's well cared for and any delusional relapses involving dancing mailboxes and hedgehogs are all part of the healing process.

Dr Edward Crane

She may have left The Sugarcubes

BUT SHE'S STILL A FRUIT LOOP!

 

TO BLACK WHITE AND GREY

Many times I have wanted to write but your comparison of the Spice Girls to the Manics has spurned me: Tell me what you want, what you really really want...

Hardly a paragon of intelligence, are they?

Design for life is obviously about the class heirachy. I think your problem is you can't make sense of the lyrics is down to you being thick!

Slash 'n' Burn