The Mega-Zine Museum
March 16, 1997
PHILTHY PHIL PHILANTHROPIST has an interesting fact: the common silkworm has eleven brains. WHAT?!
WOMBERS AND RODDERS are in the lake waiting for Broken Circles to turn up. Spiffing idea of yours, but no pants allowed, wah wah... don't ask me...!
NANCY BOY WITH TEENAGE ANGST sings If You Wannabe My Luva, You Gotta Expand Ma Vocabulary... Zig-a-zig eh?
ZIPPY'S GIRLFRIEND, ZAPPY, is really unhappy that Rainbow has gone downhill.
'ZINERS OF THE WORLD UNITE
Listen up everyone. I'm fed-up with all of you expressing your half-baked ideas about the great musical talent Britain is currently offering.
OI! Kid in Mash, NO! You do not dismiss Oasis as rock hermits. They are the greatest band on earth - just look at any magazine or listen to their tapes.
Well done, Blur! Your second No1 Beetlbum is brilliant - this is the start of things to come. WATCH THIS SPACE.
King Zeus and proud of it man
Give us raw comment - it'll be well and
TRULY COOKED ONCE IT'S ON MEGA!
DEAR 'ZINE
I don't understand why some 'Zinesters want rid of the beautiful Broken Circles. Do they want a meaningless debate on the Spice Girls or Liam's haircut?
BC's offerings have been profoundly thought provoking, unlike the shallow drivel from Iron Lion and Earthworm Jim.
Worry not, now I am here to vent my spleen and infect the zine.
Lady of the Flowers
What a bile comment! Have YOU got the
GALL TO COME UP WITH THE GOODS?
DEAR 'ZINE
Does anybody feel, as I do, that despite being dead for almost three years, Cobain still has a major influence over their lives?
I would not have met my girlfirend if it were not for him (my KC t-shirt attracted her). How can one have such a great influence?
Epileptic Fridge Boy
You've been dead for three years!???
PS: GET A GIRL WHO'S ATTRACTED TO YOU
DEAR SID'S LOVE CHILD
So the Beatles are nothing than a glorified Boy Band then eh?
Oh yes, I'm really sure your average Boy Band could produce such amazing works of musical genius like Strawberry Fields and Tomorrow Never Knows.
And if The Sex Pistols are as wonderful and influential as you say, why did they only release a couple of singles, one album then fade into obscurity?
Miss Ringo's Drumsticks
Never mind the Drumsticks
WHY BATTLE OVER BANDS OF YESTERDAY?
