The Mega-Zine Museum
March 15, 1997
AVERAGE BELIEVER pleads for someone to reveal the truth about Jamie from Space stabbing Tommy's dog to death with a pen. Anybody, anybody?
VARNIAN says in an all-out battle, who would win between the Star Strek Fed and the Star Wars' empire?
C'EST LA VIE says to GIRL FROM MARS: the Manics sang "Libraries gave us power..." Long live the library!
WANNABE says stop squabbling. WLW is the only one allowed to insult.
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
I want the moon on a stick, I want to smell the girl who smells of spam. I enjoy my weak lemon drink, I enjoy watching stupid people from the middle ages Somerset, I enjoy The Gallllleerrrrryyyy.
I think Rod Hull is a genius with a long fake arm, squeaky voice and jelly crazed. I do go trainspotter spotting. I eat pie pie pie.
ERR it's the woman who smells of spam!
Guy from Mars
Here's one for the anti-glums
WORK, REST OR PLAY - HE ENJOYS IT!
DEAR PAGAN ANDY
I agree with you totally. You're just sooo cool. Struttin', fooled ya sucker!
You're sick! How can you say you respect animals for giving up their lives to feed you? They don't decide to offer themselves to you on a plate, they have no choice.
It's a cold blooded and callous massacre. Plus, plants don't have a brain, heart or soul. Neither do you!
Supercool Psycho-Screwball
Plants don't have a heart?
ARTICHOKES ALL OVER THE WORLD WEEP
'ZINE
I'm tired of people saying that to be a "real" fan you have to have been into a band for years.
I doubt bands would complain about gaining new fans and loads of people love The Beatles, who were around before we were even thought of.
Dazy, Girl from Mars
Bands often need fans' support
TO HELP WITH THEIR HUGE EGOS!!!
SING HOSANNAS
Cream horns are finally getting the respect they deserve. This gorgeous and wonderful piece of baking genius, fave food of Vic and Bob, has made it into the advertising world.
Just watch the Morrison's advert where the family go to the cream cake section and you'll see quite clearly that on top of the pile the girl is quite clearly holding two cream horns.
The Dove from Above
Any cake that can upstage Dudley Moore
GETS MY FATTENING RESPECT!
