The Mega-Zine Museum
March 14, 1997
WANNABE is bored and is doomed to watch daytime TV. Write some witty, amusing letters for his sanity!
MANIC KULA SHAKERMAKER You have to be outrageous to be noticed, so bring back the Blob and get rid of WLW's brainless comments. I hope I didn't offend, I just wanted to get published!
GIRL WHO BOUGHT THE WORLD is distraught that Lentils Taste Naff has not been around for so long. Please, Lentils, if you're out there let us know you're OK!
TO SID'S LOVE CHILD
Re: Beatles, "Glorified Boy Band".
The Beatles are probably one of the most significant groups ever and had a massive impact on the music industry.
They released at least 13 albums and are still hugely popular. Much of the music today is influenced by them. Anyway, the Pistols were a manufactured "boy band" - reminds me of Upside Down.
She has Spoken (almost speechless)
VICIOUS to the ear-drums and
ROTTEN LYRICS: YEP! IT'S UPSIDE DOWN
DEAR 'ZINERS
I have just read your MegaZine page on Teletext.
I think that the people who write in need to grow up. Many have nothing interesting to say and the ones that do just get slagged off. Some of the letters are pathetic! Aliens taking over the world?
My last complaint are the names. Iron Lion and my favourite, the Anti-glum league. Surely you have the right to be unhappy if you want to.
Mike
I feel an impending uncomfortable shush
COULD HE BE TELLING THE TRUTH?
DEAR 'ZINERS
Why do English soccer "fans" love to disgrace themselves, especially when travelling abroad?
Don't give the lame excuse that they are provoked. A few years ago they ransacked a ferry - and that was before the match. Many people look up to these yobs.
I'm glad we're not hosting the 2006 World Cup. I couldn't stand a revamped "Football's coming home"!!!
A Vegetable Tikka Masala
I reckon it all went down hill when
GARY LINEKER STARTED STEALING CRISPS
DEAR ANNE FRONK
What right do you have to criticise Jay Kay of Jamiroquai?
Just because he drove a very gorge car in the video Cosmic Girl doesn't mean he doesn't want to save the planet. If you wanted to save the planet you would still drive your fave car to look cool.
Anyway, he got the idea from The Italian Job which is his fave film - little-miss-think-you-know-it-all.
Mark Lamarr's Cosmic Girl
End of debate. He pollutes. Who doesn't
THINK THE TOPIC'S EXHAUSTING?
