The Mega-Zine Museum
March 7, 1997
MY MOTHER'S CHILD says that God gave us free will so we could follow him or not as we choose. Let's start an INDIVIDUALITY DEBATE... YEAH...!
DEAR WLW
If time travel were possible, right, which I doubt, then it would surely be impossible to get in a Marty McFly type mess, because as soon as you changed any past event its repercussions would instantly become your new present and leave you no memory of your previous present.
I think...
Dig?
Genius of the Restoration
It would make a very poor film though
BACK TO THE ER... UM...
DEAR ZINE
Like a rock standing amidst the crashing waves
They throw themselves futilely at the proud monolith
The rock will never falter nor crack as the waters rage around
All energy joins the battle
But the rock doesn't fight back
It doesn't need to amidst the crashing waves that will soon be gone...
Broken Circles
OH, pillar of strength, is this a
LIGHTHOUSE WARNING TO PHIL FREE?
DEAR ZINE
Hello! Don't EVER accuse me of jumping on the band wagon because I am usually the driver of the band wagon!
See, I introduce all my mates to actual proper music and they pretend to like it.
I love Kula Shaker.
Band Wagon Driver
Kula Shaker? Who are they-oh yeah
THEY'RE FANTASTIC THEY ARE!
DEAR ZINE
Why is it my mate gives me dodgy looks if I walk home from school with geeks?
Take the other day: I was walking out of school with three geeks, Boff, Mighty Bop and Double Mint. My mate, Monkey, gave me evils. Now she won't talk to me.
Do I need help?
Mark Lamarr's Cosmic Girl
Yes, you do need help. In future try
HANGING OUT WITH TOM, DICK & HARRY!
