The Mega-Zine Museum
March 6, 1997
RSHRBCTB says HAPPY HIPPY die! There's a fight over chandler here and it isn't pretty. HH, you're told to get back to you flower pixies!
DEAR WLW
I have been reading the 'Zine for quite a while now, and often when I do, I wonder why people write in to it.
Most of the time letters are about anything and nothing, so why do they do it? It's not as if 'Zine is revolved around any specific issue.
Why do people choose the names they do? Maybe it's a way of expressing themselves in a place where nothing but their views matter. Or is is just to pass the time?
Dark Warrior
Um... you tell me, 'Zine writer!
I JUST CENSOR FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
DEAR WLW
I am writing to warn all inhabitants of the Earth of the terror facing them.
An evil leader of a far off galaxy who cannot be named is about to invade Earth to steal as many left shoes as possible. To protect yourself, use tinfoil. Cover yourself in it and you'll be safe.
You have been warned! Arnold Handgun is coming (oops)!
The Cosmic Space Ranger
Cosmic Space Deranger! I'd love to see
THESE ALIENS DANCE - TWO LEFT FEET?
TO THE MISUNDERSTOOD SCREAMING SAPPHIRE
Of course Van Gogh wasn't mad - everybody cuts their ears off ...don't they?
Echo and Arachne
Arachne says the yellow thing should be a spider (please make our spider flash in red!)
EH?
DEAR OTHER FAMOUS ZINERS
There I was in my Jacuzzi when this unheard of 'Ziner started 'aving a go at me for no reason.
You see, unlike us, these 'Ziners do not have our superior writing skills so have to resort to insulting us immortals.
My advice is to totally ignore Vatican Strike and the rest of 'em.
Artist Formerly Known as Gonzo
Yeah, totally ignore them, don't write
ABOUT THEM OR MENTION THEM, RIGHT?
