The Mega-Zine Museum
March 1, 1997
SOLPHADEINE (SOLUBLE) says congratulations to Red Chipolata for a fantastic design. She wants your number I'd better DRAW this to a close.
LOVE SWEETEST SWEETHEART agrees with Earthworm John and the anti-glum league - out with broken circles! Time for witty letters.
PSYCHOPATH WITH PERFECT TEETH is being challenged... by... THE PSYCHOPATH, who says: Remove yourself from these pages immediately or feel the wrath of my razor-sharp pen!
DEAR ZINE
An English philosopher, Francis Bacon, once said that knowledge is power.
If so, how come a lot of powerful people are completely stupid?
Unfortunately the only people who know how to run the country are too busy driving taxis and cutting hair!
Dazy, Girl from Mars
I agree - they are the driving force
THAT CROP THIS COUNTRY OF CORRUPTION
DEAR EARTHWORM JOHN
All right, all right. I shall return, but only if WLW lets me plug the wondrous talents of The Levellers and an unheard of group called Jocasta - because they are GOOD!
Anyway, as WLW didn't print my 'I shall never return' letter, I suppose no one knows.
This obsessive popularity scares me!
IRON LION there's only one way of life
That could all change if you let your
PRIDE GET THE BETTER OF YOU (ha ha)
DEAR ZINE
I'd like to ask a question, if I may.
If you like animals, why on earth do you eat them?
I hope that's sparked off a vegetarian debate!!!
Adsum
Put it this way. I love spaghetti and I
LOVE ANIMALS!!! Shall I run for it?
NO DOUBT - TRAGIC KINGDOM
The American giants start their UK domination with a brilliant album.
Many of the tracks have a reggae-style guitar lurking in the background but the tracks are little masterpieces.
From the 70s style You Can Do It, to the Indie style Hey You, this album is perfect for chillin' out to.
Queen of Babble
I know it's superb. So hush hush babble
PLEASE STOP EXPLAINING...