The Mega-Zine Museum
February 28, 1997
THE SADTREKKER simply says to all, Ziners... HELLO.
THE BLACK AND WHITE GREY wants me to sift through more rubbish every day in order to put more letters up. I say NO!
SCRAWN says Pavement are better than The Stone Roses, who are the best band in the world. A riddle and a half eh?
VATICAN STRIKE says AFKA G, entertain the conflict. Let's set tasks to challenge one another's authority!
TO MY HERO WLW
Re: article on Club 440 pages on Techno-pants.
All pupils are now wearing them which means I can tell their precise whereabouts at any time.
Yes, they all jump to it now when I press the button. I am in complete control!
The Demon Headmistress
You also have the power to burn behinds
OR COOL THEIR CUL-DE-SACS! WICKED!
ODE TO A CREAM HORN
Oh! Cream horn with your pastry so fluffy and white,
Your beautiful sugar so crunchy & white,
Cocooned in your centre - jam in a blob,
Regularly dined upon by Vic and Bob.
Sometimes there's chocolate to add to the thrill,
You brighten my life when I'm feeling ill,
With the lovely wholesome cream which you ooze,
You taste divine with my roast cashews!
The Dove from Above
Definitely a soft centre...
SEE YOU ROUND... LIKE A DOUGHNUT!
DEAR ZINERS
What is wrong with this world?
Why does no one I know listen to any of the music I like, eg Manics, Shampoo, Prodigy and Bis?
Why does no one watch stuff like R&M and Chris Morris?
I am so bored of people I know going on about boybands. I cannot take much more.
Baby Doll
You'll find many have you tastes -
BUT YOU KNOW THE WRONG PEOPLE!
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
I don't believe in gravity.
We remain on earth due to an internal force controlled by our subconscious mind.
The reason we do not fly off into space is because it is a black, desolate vacuum with no purpose and it is no environment in which to love or be loved.
Baby Doll
Show me a sensitive conscientious apple
AND I'LL EAT NEWTON'S LAW!
