The Mega-Zine Museum
January 26, 1997
TWO WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR FLATMATE
Every day open a jack-in-the-box. When the clown pops out, run around the flat screaming for 20 minutes.
Create an imaginary cat. Talk to it, Stroke it, keep a litter box for it.
After two weeks say it is missing and accuse your flatmate of not being sensitive when s/he doesn't get upset.
FI Fuzz
Most of us still live at home with our
PARENTS. CAN WE DO THIS AT HOME?
OI!
Has the world gone mad? How can the Dunblane charity record be seen as a success? All it has done is show what greedy people we are.
Why do people feel the need to BUY rather than DONATE? Thanks to everyone who bought the single, of the £3-£4 you "gave", the charities got £1.
Next time you want to help, GIVE THE MONEY STRAIGHT TO CHARITY.
Carol
A tad cynical methinks. People bought
THE RECORD TO SHOW THEIR SOLIDARITY
DEAR 'ZINE
My name is Bane and I am planning world domination. I would like to see more madness from ziners.
The Poetic 1, I think your work is very profound. You are a lyrical god(dess). I beg of you to write a poem about me.
I want every 'ziner to know and love Bane. I am thinking of writing a book. Topics anyone?
My subjects will range from music to love.
Bane
Get some focus first. You are all over
THE SHOP, (WO)MAN!
LOVE STORY
I was going out with a girl called Lorraine. I decided we should break up. I met a girl called Deirdre and we fell madly in love.
One day Lorraine came to my house and she begged me to take her back. She wouldn't leave me alone. I explained I'd met someone else and she finally left me alone.
As the song goes, I can see Deirdre now, Lorraine has gone.
Phil Istine
I dare not read this out or I shall be
DEAFENED BY THE GROANS
MY PREDICTIONS FOR OASIS
Noel will age by 20 years in one day, take his guitar and live in a rusty old shack on top of a hill like a hermit.
Liam will fall asleep in a gutter, get covered in snow, newspapers and animal droppings and be discovered by aliens in a thousand years' time.
Bonehead will be voted sexiest man and grow lots of hair. Guigsy will have cults created in his honour. Alan will play pro darts.
Kid In Mash
Who gives a fig?
I BLINKIN' DON'T
