The Mega-Zine Museum
January 21, 1997
DEAREST 'ZINERS
In EastEnders how come Grant's allowed to marry Tiffany without loving her, then sleep with Lorraine before going back to Tiffany (who's having his baby) while poor Tiff has to sit around getting fat and has now been dumped by Grant for sleeping with Tony before she married Grant?
Men eh?
Wedoline, Ice Queen
Not quite one for the feminists, as
IT'S ONLY A NASTY STORY!
DEAREST 'ZINERS
Why are people so distorted and crass that they watch Neighbours and Home and Away?
Have they no sense? No personal awareness and pride?
Do it for yourself! I gave up Neighbours and now live a healthy and fulfilled life! Kick the habit!
The Boss
Yes, but who needs a fulfilling life
WHEN YOU'VE GOT GOOD NEIGHBOURS?
THE G.A.F IS HERE!
Hi all fellow 'Ziners. I need help. I am stuck on a problem and would appreciate any help.
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, then what happens if you tie a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat? Which way does it fall?
The (puzzled) God of Atomic Fireballs
It might have something to do with
NEWTON'S GRAVITY THEORY. THEN AGAIN!
TO MEGAZINE
Girlie Show: Sexist rubbish? Maybe, but relax, it's just fair revenge for Top Gear!
I refuse to believe Peter Andre is Natural until I see the ingredients list. Definitely additives there...
Vaya con amore.
Dr Edward Crane, MPsc, GATsB
As long as he's got fewer
E NUMBERS THAN EAST 17...
TO 'ZINERS
DON'T get discouraged if WLW writes you off.
On my first letter back in Sept '96 WLW wrote, and I quote: "Enjoy your appearance cheeky - it'll probably be your last!"
The next day WLW printed my next letter and I've had several since then.
DON'T GET DISCOURAGED!
Mad Max
YEAH! Keep writing. We need new blood
SO WE CAN SCRAP MAD MAX!... HA HA!
