The Mega-Zine Museum
January 20, 1997
TO THE 'ZINE
So there's going to be a plastic Peter Andre doll?
Will anyone be able to tell it apart from the real thing?
I know you hate PA comments, but I couldn't resist this one.
From Humbersidian
I do hate PA comments, but yours was
TO THE POINT AND PERCEPTIVE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Miss Paracetamol's absurd question about inside-out clothes got me thinking.
Is it wrong to play CDs at no volume? To send letters with nothing written in them? (Hmm.... I bet you get some of those already!) To eat pizza cheese-side down?
If you want to do it and it's not against the law, why not?!
Nicky's Ricky
Basically, if you have nothing better
TO DO, AND IT'S LEGAL, THEN WHY NOT!
DEAR ANGELIC APPLE
You're not tetchy - you're just making some very valid points about comedy.
British comedy is superior to American comedy because it makes you laugh instead of turn off.
With any luck the return of Red Dwarf will convert everyone back to British comedy and make them realise the above is true.
Mad Max
Stop people from watching Friends?
YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH!
HOORAY FOR THE SPICE GIRLS!
For far too long, we lads have been forced to feel inadequate as girls have worshipped feeble boy blands like 911.
They change their tune now that the gorgeous Spice Girls are around! "They can't sing," the girlies all say. And Boyzone can?
What's the matter? Jealous now that we males have a pop band to admire for their looks instead of their talent?
The off White Knight
He certainly told you what he wants,
WHAT HE REALLY REALLY WANTS!
DEAR WLW
We are new to the 'Zine and have been closely monitoring the debate about Peter Andre. Our opinion is that he is a loser with a pumped-up chest and he does not deserve any admiration!
We want to reply to a letter which damned glittery nail varnish. While some people may consider this "insult to nail varnish in a bottle" to be cool we are definitely in favour of glitter!
The updated St. Trinians (with suspenders!)
In favour of glitter, eh? Me too.
I WANNA BE IN YOUR GANG, YOUR GANG
