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January 10, 1997

MR MULDER makes his debut and says hello to all the 'Zinesters.

SHEILA (heaven knows she's miserable now) moans about her filter kettle and the little bits it sieves into her tea!

THE RED CHIPOLATA is trying to show off by letting us know he got a computer and telly for Christmas. So what! WLW.

MISS RABBIT AND HER 29 BROKEN CARROTS wants to say how cool the 'Zine is and to state the fact that Paul Nicholls

is absolutely gorgeous!

PERSONALLY I WILL HAVE TO DISAGREE!!

 

WHEY HEY, 'ZINESTERS!

My New Year ressy for 1997, 100 times:

I must be kind to the Head
I must be kind to the Head
I must be kind to the Head
I must be kind to the Head.

Oh, blow it! I'll write and annoy the 'Zine instead!

Wendy Wombat

Wendy - Please write out 100 times:

"I MUSTN'T ANNOY THE 'ZINE!" GRRR...

 

DEAR 'ZINE
What Happened to Ex-Take That (part 2)

I have already told you the shocking truth about Howard but what about Jason?

Jason got to be tall, and since there were no giraffes at London Zoo he became a big attraction. However, this was not enough for him, and while he was whispering to the orangutan next door that he loved being covered in bird mess, he was overheard and now the problem is solved. Jason will replace Nelson and stand on Jason's Column!

Scary Girl

Absolutley bonkers! Let us know what

HAPPENED TO ZIGGURAT'S EX-BRAIN!

 

BASKET CASE

"GOVINDA JAYA JAYA, GOPALA JAYA JAYA RADHA-RAMANAHARI"

...means in Hindu "God of false horses run as fast as you can, like the wind, run as fast as you can, or the life of the ever-after shall pass you by"

What I want to know is what does "Tattva, acintya bheda bheda Tattva" mean?

Ziggurat

This GOVINDA meaning's getting manic

BUT IT'S MORE INTERESTING THAN FLAVA