The Mega-Zine Museum
January 9, 1997
ANSWERS TO ZIGGURAT'S QUESTIONS
- WLW is probably a man in his 30s who reads all our letters, broadcasts the best ones and replies to most of them
- I expect it was the chicken.
- You were writing that letter to find the answers to some questions.
- Just a yellow blob! It's used to fill space.
If you can't remember the questions everybody, try and find them out.
Mackerel (the fish with latitude)
Now we need answers to the question
"WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?"
TO THE AVERAGE BELIEVER AND PETS PANIC
I'm glad you enjoyed the Lightning Seeds so much. They're great, but couldn't you have kidnapped Terry Hall for me? Oh well, maybe not.
Anyway one day you will all succumb to Terry's wisdom, for he is gorgeous and has worked with Tricky thing. Not only that, but he writes fantastic songs and is better looking than Jamie Redknapp - in my mind anyway.
Forever J, wishing Terry warn't married
Kidnap is an offence, against the law,
WHEREAS REDKNAPP IS LEGAL (AND CUTE)
DEAR JOHN SQUIRE'S BROKEN COLLARBONE
I am Oxford-based, Manchester-obsessed, left-handed, gig-loving and a closet surfie!
Come round to my house and we can exchange Rene hats and stuff.
It'll be fantastic, honest!
Sally Cinnamon
Oxford's far from the sea for a Surfie!
UNLESS YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET!
ZINESTERS!
I want to write a poignant, witty and clever poem. I'd even like to be the Poet Laureate.
No way Jose
I cannot do that
I've drunk too much Southern Comfort
I'll never quite do that
No way Jose.
Contributed by a nice person who'd like to be printed on the 'Zine.
Bison, citizen of nowhere
We really like it but Poet Laureate...
....NO WAY JOSE!!!
