The Mega-Zine Museum
November 24, 1996
CANDY G Do you honestly think the Mighty White One would be caught out by that oldie? Err, maybe... wak wak oops!
STRANGE LITTLE GIRL (WITH BLUE EYES) asks if anyone else went to see Pulp in Warrington. What a stupid question!
ALISHA wants to know why popular groups need a "hard" image to be successful.
DR STRANGE says he is addicted to the feeling you get when you lie back in the bath and the tiny bubble trickles
up your spine and makes you shudder!
TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS!
WHAT HO 'ZINESTERS!
I say, steady on Druid Babysitter. Private school pansies?
If we were to clean our own shoes, make our own beds, serve ourselves at the table, or muck out our own stables then what work would ordinary kids have to go to?
Mind you, you will probably need at least five GCSEs to apply...
Wombers and Rodders
Why would "hugh" want the hired help to
OUTSMART "HUGH" WITH FIVE GCSEs?
DEAR 'ZINERS
Has anyone else noticed something odd about the new Asda advert?
It claims NOT to use any clever slogans, but the ENTIRE advert is made up of slogans used in Asda ads over the last 10 years.
Just a few other things to say. Jarvis is sad, WLW is most excellent (creep) and Iron Lion chases parked cars.
The Renegade
Hobbies like that don't get you far...
MAYBE HE HAS A DRIVING AMBITION?
JUST IMAGINE...
I wear Levi jeans and Gucci shirts. I listen to Oasis and Metallica.
I talk about last night all through the next day. And I want to go to Ibiza with 10 friends next year.
I buy Doc Martens for £90, and rip it out of people I perceive as inferior.
Would I be cool?
Broken Circles
NO... but then your
LETTER WAS RHETORICAL, WASN'T IT?
DEAR MAD MAX
Thank you for your comments supporting girls as motor racing fans (without fancying the drivers!). I really appreciate it, and will stop going on about it.
You are male, aren't you? Cos otherwise it doesn't count - and if you're not male I can't be in love with you as I originally thought!
Love
The Crazy Lemon -XX-
DERE 'ZINERS
How come people put really creepy presenters on telly - even though they know that everybody hates them?
Take Dale Winton and Bruce Forsyth for instance - does anybody actually like these guys? Apart from sister Wendy, they must be the most annoying people on earth.
Mad Max
Yes, but... what do creepies make?
....PRESENTERS!
