The Mega-Zine Museum
November 19, 1996
AQUIEL asks if Marge from The Simpsons is so sensible then why does she insist on doing the housework in a strapless green dress?
THE BALD GOLDFISH asks why Nick on the Angst page always gives the same answer just worded differently.
THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS GONZO says the 'Zine will self destruct in 100 days - his letter arrived 99 days late!
LAUGHING HYENA says Fantom is no more.
Goodbye, farewell, ciao and au revoir
...OR PERHAPS NOT AFTER ALL!!
DEAR ZINERS,
Boredom is watching Neighbours in the early afternoon, memorising the lines, and repeating them again during the evening episode.
Boredom is challenging your reflection to staring competitions.
Boredom is writing the words out to all your favourite (or not) songs.
Boredom is writing to the 'Zine about boredom.
THE QUEEN OF NOTHING, BEING BORED.
Boredom is having to read drivel like
THIS. AND IS ANYBODY INTERESTED?!!
DEAR 'ZINE
These Polo holes are a right con:
- They're not real! They don't fit in the middle of proper Polos!
- They're too small
- They're a rip off.
Thank Rowntree they're only out for a limited period!
THE OBSCURE OCTOPUS
Are you looking for a job in trading
STANDARDS OR ON WATCHDOG PERCHANCE?
DEAR 'ZINE,
Has anyone else noticed how Liam Gallagher's beard has magically implanted itself on Mike Dixon's chin?
This beard has turned a fairly normal looking bloke into a slumbering oaf who considers himself and "artiste".
Spot any similarities? Neither is a good beard wearer or an artiste!
THE WANNABE
What about that other great bearded
"ARTISTE", ROLF HARRIS??!!
DEAR WLW,
There we were faxing The 'Zine when Rodney fell into the fax machine so now there are TWO. But one has vanished. Is he there with you at 'Zine HQ?
How am I going to explain this to the Head? It's all jolly inconvenient!
Can any fellow 'Zinesters help? How can anyone tell which Rodders is which? Please help - I'm desperate!
WENDY (WOMBERS) WOMBAT.
I'm sorry, I don't understand, at all!
THE ZINE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK
Miles Away - Winger
Jubilee - Blur
White Lines - Grandmaster Flash
Negative Creep - Nirvana
Strange Little Girl - Stranglers.
Speednik
