The Mega-Zine Museum
November 18, 1996
LONGSIGHT says Hugh, by slagging off someone else's preferences, is being ignorant and childish.
PIG ON THE RAMPAGE wants to know where Little Man is.
CHEMICAL WARFARE nearly choked on his teacake when he read that Humbersidian said Slayer and Sepultura were POP groups. AND he spilled his Earl Grey.
HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN wonders what happened to Dizzy Indie Dandelion, Drum
Girl Derry, Agent Dana Scully and Bob.
THEY DISCOVERED KER-PLUNK
DEAR QUACKER
You really are a demented duck. Firstly what's wrong with Bernard Manning?
Secondly, why did you call your hamsters Laurel and Hardy when you could've called them Reeves and Mortimer?
And Paul Merton isn't funny, he's hilarious; and easily the best comedian in the world.
Weezle, the demented weasel
Paul Merton is funny but not HALF as
FUNNY AS VIC AND BOB. NO CONTEST.
DEAR 'ZINE
There is in certain living souls
an unspeakable loneliness
so great it must be shared
as company must be shared by lesser beings.
Such a loneliness is mine.
And know by this
that in immensity
there is one lonelier than you.
Ageing Lothario, somewhere in the twilight zone
Does your nom de plume give us a clue
TO THE REASON FOR YOUR LONELINESS?
DEAR WLW
My chum and I have some suggestions for Broken Circles' band name.
Lightbulb Blue Whale
Canopy (of Pure Light)
Quimby
Rider
Oasis (sounds familiar)
Talentless
Thanks for your time.
Korky's pedantic crunchie and Ghostly Half-dog
I'm sure Broken Circles is flattered
BY YOUR INTEREST.
DEAR 'ZINE
Why is Stan d'Alone seen as a 'Zine great? He names himself after a computer system, writes a letter saying he has no friends and hates clubs, gets plenty of sympathy then writes three weeks later saying he went to one and LOVED it.
Also, why is it that top bands like the Manics can't get to No1 but the Spice Girls can with rubbish songs?
Mr Unreadable
TOP FIVE UGLY BLOKES
Jimmy Hill
Peter Beardsley
My maths teacher Mr Rye
Angelica's dad on Rugrats
The smirky chubby one in Babybird
JCetc
