The Mega-Zine Museum
November 13, 1996
LOLITA THE NATURAL ANIMAL'S 'Zine life hasn't been the same since she told her father she was on it. Now he watches "that Channel 4 thing" daily. Argh!
THE HEAVENLY NOBODY eavesdropped on two men in a Post Office queue and heard one tell the other he was going to microwave cookery classes. So sweet!
BROKEN CIRCLES says he doesn't want to be inferior to a piece of metal. Stop watching the TV then. Oh, and quit drumming in that band of yours as well.
Jimmy Young thinks Prisoner Cell
BLOCK H IS BRILL. LOCK HIM UP!
DEAR TATH
I'm very flattered by your last letter, but I feel I should warn you that I don't live up to the lyrics.
It's true that some people think I'm a bit weird, but no-one would call me very caring. Nor am I a single Florence Nightingale, let alone a thousand rolled into one.
Sorry if I've shattered your illusions.
The Miles Away Girl
What illusions? WLW has known from
DAY ONE WHAT YOU'RE REALLY LIKE!
DEAR 'ZINE
It bugged me for ages. I was positive that Alisha's Attic were not a new band and had been around for a while.
In fact, the band I had thought of were called Alleka's Attic. They were formed by the late River Phoenix. Anyone remember him?
I suppose Alisha's Attic thought nobody would recognise they had plagiarised the name of a dead man's band. Nice eh?
Stan D'Alone, I had a nice Devon break
Is there anything original in music
THESE DAYS? SPICE GIRLS, MAYBE...!
DEAR 'ZINE
I have the answer to a question that plagues most people: which is the worst of the 10 commandments to break? Murder? Theft? Adultery?
The answer is in fact envy, as envy can lead to breaking the rest of the commandments. Think about it.
The Heavenly Nobody
Luckily swearing is not one of the 10
OR WLW WOULD BE BREAKING IT DAILY
DEAR 'ZINE
I have been reading page 442 for a year and this is my debut letter.
I will tell you this: the person that annoys me is Iron Lion. Got that?
As for YOU WLW, stop the sarcastic remarks.
The Original Sad Man, thinking he is hard
PS Blackburn are the best team ever.
DEAR 'ZINE
The Wannabe wants to know if the couple in the Lloyds Bank advert are called Mr and Mrs Hooper or Mr and Mrs Cooper.
Get your lugs syringed, cloth-ears.
