The Mega-Zine Museum
November 15, 1996
LUCY IN THE SKY you are asked not to insult The Kinks by including them with The Beatles and The Stones.
THE BUG thinks it very strange that we don't actually see our own bones!!
MAD MAX I love to contradict.
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
While musing over my cornflakes this morning, I came to the conclusion that 'The Big Breakfast' should be renamed 'The Big Blondeness'.
Think about it: all its female presenters have been blonde: Gaby Roslin, Julia Carling, Zoe Ball, Sharron Davies, Vanessa Feltz and Dannii Minogue (who started brunette and became progressively blonder).
Angelic Apple (non-blonde)
Sounds to me like you wouldn't mind
BEING A BLONDE BABE YOURSELF!
OI! SCULLY
Leave Star Trek alone. Has it ever done anything to you? I have a very close relationship with the infinitely brilliant Star Trek.
If you keep preaching this belief of yours I will have to launch a full scale voodoo assault on you using a three inch high model made of straw.
Liberation Guy, King of the Underworld
DEAR 'ZINERS
Help me!
Can anyone remember what the gardener in The Herbs is called?
I know the lion is called Parsley, the dog is Dill and there's a lady called Rosemary, but I can't remember the name of the gardener.
Help me quell my sleepless nights before I become a zombie!
The girl with the anorak pants
I can't help you I'm afraid, but
PERHAPS THEY CAN!
CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF A WOMAN
- Boils at nothing. Freezes for no known reason.
- Bitter if used incorrectly.
- Turns green when placed beside better specimen.
- Very effective cleaning agent.
- Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
- For safety reasons, isolate from source of wealth.
Dr Jedrebel, stroking a clipboard
DEAR 'ZINE
Will someone please tell me how 'Cone Zone' can be considered a drama?
Have any zinesters seen this programme?
The Wannabe
