The Mega-Zine Museum
October 29, 1996
JARVIS COCKER'S OUTSIDE LEG Do you think the Jog Book will be a Bestseller? At Zinester House we all very much doubt it!
THE MAD RABBIT says get a computer, get a pager and get a life!
GASMAN Me thinks a page on 'Zine of the Top 6 Diseases is not that cool!
STRANGE LITTLE GIRL Yes, tomato ketchup is one of my fave things. But a tiny sachet is not going anywhere, is it!
Midnight Muffin has just demolished
24,000 MARS BARS AND WANTS MORE!
DEAR 'ZINE
This is my first letter and I would like to say, simply, ARSENAL FOR THE LEAGUE! And pigs might fly!
In reply to Lucy, in the sky, I also believe Oasis are a rip off of The Stones and The Beatles... but the Kinks! I think not!
Stop worrying whether some band sounds like another and enjoy the music. If you want an inspirational and original band, listen to Pink Floyd. They truly are great.
Pink Floyd's, Blokey on the hill
I was going to make the Arsenal bit
FLASH, BUT THOUGHT BETTER OF IT!
DEAR WLW
Have you noticed the alarming number of pop groups beginning with S these days?
Sebadoh, Scarlet, Sleeper, Salad, Suggs Super Furry Animals, Slayer, Sepultura, Smashing Pumpkins, St Etienne, Sixty Foot Dolls and that's just for starters.
They must be stopped before the alphabet is reduced to one solitary letter.
From Humbersidian
The rest of the alphabet probably
HAS JUST AS MANY BANDS AS WELL
DEAR 'ZINE
I cannot sit and watch in silence any longer! You all need enlightening on a few very important points.
Not all Manchester United supporters are glory-hunters. Just because a team is successful does not mean it has no genuine fans.
Star Trek is rubbish and should be banned from TV screens.
Also Iron Lion is a fool.
Scullyxxxx
I agree with one of the above, but
WHICH ONE IS IT?
DEAR 'ZINE
I've done it! I've figured out what the yellowness in the corner is. No, not mustard, not custard, it is in fact, wait for it.... a demented MAP! Honest!
If you study it, you will notice the UK is at the top, and Africa and the USSR are visible too.
Do I get a goodie bag or something for my observation? No!
From the girl that can't think of an interesting name.
A POEM
I like Friends. Ross is sweet.
I like Friends. Phoebe's neat.
Marcel is a monkey.
Joey is funky.
Chandler is funny.
My brother says Monica's yummy.
Rachel dates Ross (sob).
Binky the doormat
Just as I was beginning to set my
VIDEO UP TO RECORD. IT'S OVER!
