The Mega-Zine Museum
October 18, 1996
MISSISSIPPI MISS It makes no difference whatsoever if the letters are good or bad. They still get to go on.
AFRICAN SKIES agrees with Dazy Girl From Mars, regarding Paul Merton and Jarvis Cocker.
WIZARDAR I am not in the habit of squeezing my zits onto the screen!
SUPER FURRY ONE I don't think anyone can help you with your wiggly eel problems. So I won't bother asking!
WLW asks where the inspiration comes
FROM FOR SOME OF YOUR NAMES.
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
Do any of you remember an ITV Quiz Show hosted by Tony Wilson, who was assisted by Frank Sidebottom (papier maché head)?
The three contestants all sat in armchairs and got fired backwards into a wall if they lost a round.
The winner was strapped on to a giant wheel surrounded by TV screens and spun around. What was the show called?
The Average Believer
Our heads we have scratched raw, but
CAN'T REMEMBER AT 'ZINER HOUSE
WAYS TO KILL THE CAST OF NEIGHBOURS
- Hannah Martin becomes a witch and kills everyone with a mighty spell.
- Bouncer the doo (remember him?) returns from wherever he's been and gives rabies to everyone.
- Harold Bishop comes back as a ghost and scares everyone silly.
The Wonderturd
Bring back Kylie and Jase. That will
SOON HAVE TV SETS BINNED ALL OVER
DEAR 'ZINE
Can anyone explain to me how these "baby changing facilities" we are forever seeing actually work?
Do you swap one baby for another or can you simply exchange babies for other merchandise?
Either way, I think it's terrible.
New Joyrider
DEAR WLW
A cool riddle for you, as you did ask for something new.
A man is lying in a field, dead. There is a bag lying beside him. If the bag was open, he'd still be alive. What's in the bag?
PRESS REVEAL: HIS PARACHUTE!
Evan's Favourite T
DEAR 'ZINE
A problem springs to mind on the subject of pregnant seahorses. If the father is the one that actually gives birth, who dishes out the celebratory cigars in the m(p)aternity room?
I'm sure this problem will spawn many a heated debate.
Yellow Adder
When did you last visit a hospital -
SMOKING IS NOW BANNED EVERYWHERE!
