The Mega-Zine Museum
September 25, 1996
THE TACHE What exactly does a navel shaped like a small crane look like?
DAZY GIRL FROM MARS says bands are only people who play music and get recognised a lot. Some don't even need to be particularly talented!
SHIRLEY A. BILLY LOVES Stan D'Alone and wants to know if he feels the same.
THE ALL-KNOWER I know 24 words that can be made out of it. Get your thinking hat on!
Red Devil who exactly is Toby Holmewood
DO THE REST OF US?
DEAR WLW
I know your secret, I had to hire a private eye, costing a total of £23,000 but finally I know who you are, where you live and what gender you are!
I also know what the blob in the corner is, so I expect full co-operation or everyone will know by October 12 everything there is to know about you.
You have been warned.
The Black Flamingo
I have got much more important things
TO WORRY ABOUT - BELIEVE ME!
TO PIG ON THE RAMPAGE
I'm not denying Jesus's existence - that's been proved beyond doubt. However, I find it hard to swallow the stories of miracles that the Bible asks us to believe.
As for God changing your life, I'm very happy for you, but I think I can trust myself to behave in a decent and loving manner without HIM telling me what to do.
The Little Man
Glad some of us can, I need serious
DIRECTION MOST OF THE TIME!
DEAR 'ZINE
Ways to make French lessons more fun:
- Imagine your French teacher has a frog's body.
- Play 'Countdown' with the person next to you.
- Gaze out of the window.
- Think of Euro Trash's Antoine De Caunes (guaranteed to work).
The Wannabe
Take in French Cuisine and have a
FOOD FIGHT!
DEAR STAR INDIE BABE
There should be no guidelines by which you live your life. If a man wants to stay at home and change nappies he can. If the woman of the house wants to be the main bread winner, well she can.
A couple should do what they feel most comfortable with. So there.
The Llama and Keeper
RIGHT THAT'S IT!
I've just about had enough. Listen to me and listen good:
PULP not Jarvis won the Mercury award.Jarvis Cocker is NOT Pulp.
There are five others.
Their names are Candida, Nick, Steve, Russell and Mark.
Remember and respect them.
Psycho Cabbage, Pulp fan (and I mean all of them)
We took time and listened, but not
ALL OF US AGREE - SORRY!
