The Mega-Zine Museum
September 27, 1996
JOURNOS asks, can we initiate some 'Zine peace please? Love everyone and they will love you in return.
FROM A Could H. from Molas please contact A. through Mrs MacC.
GIRL FROM MARS wants to let Wingless Angel know 'you've got good taste to like Ash, but obsession is unhealthy.
THE GIRL WITH THE X RAY asks why people say That's the way the cookie crumbles Don't all cookies crumble the same way?
CELESTE TIGER and KASPAR GUTMAN think
MANDY DINGLE LOOKS LIKE BJORK!
DEAR WLW
The wedding is announced between Miss Wendy Wombat ad Master Rodney Regatta, both of the 'Zine, who met whilst using the Head's fax machine. It was love at first beeeeppp!!!
WLW is invited to the nuptials (get out of that one!) and if you print this we promise not to send in any more dreadful faxes - until next time.
Wendy Wombat and Rodney Regatta
On the strict understanding you keep
YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN, SEE ABOVE!
BILL BOARD'S GROUSE
I would like to complain about the role of the sheep in British politics. The use of more sheep would result in electoral reform and also get the Conservative party out of office.
To my knowledge this would have no negative effects, a law might even be passed to stop The Wannabe from writing to Mega-zine. to prevent it from soiling these fine pages. What are they waiting for???
Bill Board
I'm sure the Wannabe will have a
FEW CHOICE WORDS ABOUT THIS!
DEAR 'ZINE
Is it just me who thinks the song The First Big Weekend (or something like that) is completely chronic.
It's so rubbish, I mean what are the words supposed to mean, or do they have some secret meaning that only a select few can understand?
Also, why is everyone going mad over Placebo? They're rubbish.
The Heavenly Nobody
Are there a select few out there who
CAN ASSIST IN THIS DILEMMA?
DEAR 'ZINE
Let's get this straight, house-husbands are normal people, and there's nothing wrong with that.
My mum goes out to work and my dad's the house-husband. He cooks, cleans, etc, and when I get home from college, he's the one taking the freshly baked cakes out of the oven.
I've never even seen my mum hoovering. I doubt she even knows where it's kept.
The Stomach Pump
DEAR 'ZINERS
Why do people have such a problem with religion?
Every time I tell somebody that I do A level theology or that I go to church every week I get the same response. People automatically get this look on their faces and start taking the mick.
So please you people out there, judge people for what they are and not for what they believe in!
(A VERY UNHAPPY) PINGU
So all you mickey-takers out there -
STOP MESSING UP PEOPLE'S LIVES!
