The Mega-Zine Museum
September 15, 1996
ICED T-BAG is another 'Ziner to have a crush on WLW. Stop it, folks, this is getting embarrassing.
THE VAMPIRE worries that the lack of colleagues on 'Zine is down to the yellow blob sucking them up. No, it's just that they lost their inspiration.
BLUE-JEANED JELLY BEAN thinks you don't have to wear second hand clothes to be into obscure bands or fancy Dale Winton to be individual. Sorry, but you do need to be special to fancy him!
The Remote Controller thinks Wannabe
IS CONNECTED TO ROOM 101. SPOOKY!
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
What about a 'Zine TV show? It would start with 'Zinesters coming out and reading their letters.
WLW, sitting behind a screen so as not to reveal secret identity, would give a comment. Then a panel of judges (Savo, Iron Lion, Joyrider and AKFA Gonzo) decide on their score.
The best 'Ziner would win a prize and join the judging panel on the next show. Hip, or what?
Miss Prycle
No chance. Too many unruly 'Zinsters
WOULD JUMP OVER MY SCREEN!
DEAREST 'ZINERS
Wonderwall was the only Oasis single I bought because they treat everyone badly. I like their music but I could never worship any band that go and spit at the MTV Awards.
So don't brag to 'Zine how many records you've bought. All Liam mostly does is go around making sad gestures. He even called a journalist ugly. Yeah, you're really good looking yourself, Liam?
Lisa
DEAR 'ZINE
Has anyone else noticed the hypocrisy of some 'Ziners? No? They harp on about individualism and welcome Stan D'Alone and people like him with open arms.
However, these same people spend all their time slogging me. Why? Because I've got a different writing style. You can't be serious?
Individualism? Obviously not!
The Joyrider
Re-name yourself Dullrider, it's better
THAN BEING A NOTORIOUS CAR BUFF!
FIVE TUNES TO WHISTLE WHILE BUS WAITING
- Waiting In Vain - Bob Marley & Co
- All I Really Want (is a bus) - Alanis Morissette
- Tired Of Waiting For You - The Kinks
- Can't Wait Another Minute - Five Star
- Come on Eileen (No. 57A) - Dexy's Midnight Runners
Funky Fi-Fi
DEAR WLW
You are wrong! Killer Kitten is not alone in hating Jarvis Cocker. I don't like him either.
A scruffy, nerdy bloke who has to resort to interrupting a performance to get publicity is not worth anything, not even the time it took me to write this letter.
Michael is the best, Cocker is a mess!
Dangerous and Bad, not History
Heard of Mercury Awards and War Child?
REVISE YOU OPINION PROMPTLY, WACKO!
