The Mega-Zine Museum
September 5, 1996
STEVEN IN RED CORDUROYS As far as I am aware I have received no letters from you. So get scribbling now!
ITSY BITSY SPIDER I am not prepared to live at Zinester House 24/7 just so you can have a list. Make a list of vegetables or something!
TOE SUCKING RABBIT BOX No fiver has passed through my greedy paws!
THE FLOATING NUN what did you buy with the six quid? Six nails!
WLW needs a laugh. Send me some
FUNNY STORIES TODAY!
DEAR WLW
The next summer blockbuster: Upsidedown Day.
The story: disgusting slimy aliens invade the 'Zine, it's up to a handful of heroes to rescue 'Zinekind from these repulsive, unearthy creatures.
It will star any ham-actors as the heroes and AFKA Gonzo and Savo as the aforementioned slime-balls.
I'm offering you the job of director. Call me soon, let's do lunch...
James deGriz, Already Out To Lunch?
Next Wednesday at 2pm. But I have the
RIGHT NOT TO TURN UP. WAIT AND SEE!
DEAR WLW
Nirvana weren't just a good band. They were an excellent band that made way for bands like The Smashing Pumpkins and Soundgarden.
Nevermind was good, but am I the only person that likes Bleach better?
Mrs Moustache
Mrs Moustache is it that important
THAT PEOPLE LIKE THE SAME AS YOU?
HELLO CATS
Does it matter if you like Trainspotting, The Longpigs and wearing blue nail varnish?
So long as you don't like crap boy bands, magazines in which quizzes tell you who you are and the Spice Girls, you're OK.
Better go now, I'm meeting Matthew Perry in Central Park. Later, Cats.
Glamour Puss.
Sharing a saucer of milk I hope!
DEAR 'ZINE
Do any other Zinesters have the problem of shopping with their mothers?
Do we all argue about what the list says and what we are actually prepared to wear?
Do we all get in a huff in the shop and shout at our mothers? Or is it just me?
The Wannabe
You and 10,000 more just like you!
DEAR ZINESTERS
I've been thinking. If our brain controls all of our movements and all that biology stuff inside, then does that mean that we belong to our brain?
In that case is it not the people that are destroying the earth, but brains that have taken over otherwise empty bodies? Or does our brain belong to us?
Raging Indie Butterfly
I think you've got too much time!
