The Mega-Zine Museum
September 6, 1996
DER MANAGEMENT wishes to send the greeting 'Hello' to Sam. Was it really worth it we ask!
BEZ'S WORKING TROUSERS Maybe a pretend plastic gun would be more up your street?
MOMMA MIA Not couch potato, but pasta potato sounds more like it to me!
THE SUNSET PRINCE You are obviously not strict enough with your pirates. Watching TV - whatever next!
A Doll Called Daisey wants to do
YUMMY THINGS WITH STAN D'ALONE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Does anyone else think it's strange how churches are always full on programmes such as 'Songs of Praise'?
Every week I go to church, it is never completely full. I wonder, do the TV people select these churches because they're full, or do people only go to try and get on TV?
Just a thought.
The Joyrider
Joyrider, do you think I believe that?
YOU GO EVERY WEEK - I THINK NOT!
DEAR PSYCHEDELIC SPIRIT
Finally I have knowledge of somebody who hates summer as much as I do. Summer is the time when you only know the sun is shining because you feel the awful ache of its burning heat.
Summer heralds constant irritation and forces you to pay extortionate prices for sugar-laden soft drinks and ice lollies to give you a misguided sense of coolness.
Truckdriving Neighbour Downstairs
Rounders in the park, barbecues,
TOP TUNES AND ICE-CREAM - CHILL OUT!
GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS
I have decided to embark on a fool's idealistic crusade and write to the 'Zine.
The primary reason for this is to complain about the disgraceful Martini advertising campaign and the lack of respect for Monitor lizards.
Anyway, I am making my way across the Dune Sea to Jabba's palace, taking care to avoid the Pit of Carkoon.
Krayt Dragon, Dune Sea, Planet Tatooine
Oh darling hide that face!
DEAR 'ZINE
When I went on holiday the debate about individualism was raging. On my return I find people still arguing about it. Let ME set the record straight.
Everyone has the right to think what they want, be what they want and like what they want.
Whether you're part of the crowd or out on your own, the most important thing is to like and be comfortable with yourself.
The Wannabe
I can't remember 2 weeks back!
ANSWERS TO THE FOLLOWING PLEASE...
- Why was there so much hype about Independence Day, when it was actually pretty tacky?
- Why, when all of Britain sees an improvement in exam results, does it have to be subject to insult and accusation?
- Why is Suede's song Trash not further up the charts when it's so good?
Miss Quizzical, Up North
Sorry couldn't put No 4 on!
