The Mega-Zine Museum
August 31, 1996
LITTLE LETTER BOX LEADER complains he has millions of dirty fingers put in his mouth day after day, and then gets a key in his belly button and his stomach opened. Get another job!
POLLY AND THE HEART-SHAPED BOX asks what does WLW mean Nirvana were good? They are good? Look, it's the weekend so I'm not going to argue over this.
THE GIRL WITH THE SHOES had a highly intellectual chat with Billy Corgan's Pillow about invisible green shoes.
Now they want Rainbow Trout to join in
SHOES, PILLOW, TROUT, RIVETTING? NO!
CHELMSFORD V96
I was lucky to get a job with backstage hospitality, getting paid to hear all the concerts and meet the stars.
I got to see Damon Albarn and his girlf, Supergrass, Fluffy and Noel Gallagher.
Jealous yet?
I also chatted to a member of Space and ate in the catering section with other musicians.
Pulse, in a V96 crew T-shirt
Pulse, you're missing beats somewhere,
YOU BIG-HEADED SHOW-OFF!
DEAR WONDERNERD & INTERNET CURTAINS
Get this! I have every Oasis single (bought right from the beginning, I might add) on CD and vinyl.
I've also seen them live five times (Sheffield, Leicester, Maine Road, Loch Lomond and Knebworth) and I've met Noel twice. I also have a signed CD and a photograph of Bonehead and I.
Impressed, eh?
Sisao Ycul
No. Only Ms Kensit can claim to like
MASTER GALLAGHER AT THIS MOMENT!
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it?
It looks so ordinary you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?
Frazle Pop
PRESS REVEAL
The letter E doesn't appear in it!
DEAR TVG
I am shocked! How could you say there should be a 'Ziners Anonymous, although you had the sense to know that no-one would attend.
People join Anonymous groups to give the thing up. The mere thought of giving up 'Zine is treacherous. How could you?
The Beachball, loyal to the 'Zine
DEAR BABE WITH A DIFFERENCE
Call yourself a fan! Didn't you know the reason why Gillian Anderson looked big on Future Fantastic was that she was pregnant?
Miss Book of Facts
