The Mega-Zine Museum
August 27, 1996
MISS RINGO'S MOPTOP isn't happy about townies stealing indie kids' clothes. Stick to your sportswear and liking Wonderwall. Yes, right, retro T-shirts are really trendy? Ha, ha.
DOUBLE Z-BED is tired of too many American programmes on TV. Where are all the good British ones? I Wouldn't know, I only ever watch the goggle box to surf Teletext.
SIREN irritates others by flicking peas, grapes and pieces of soggy paper at them. What a nasty habit!
Cappuccino Kid send some type-writer
CORRECT RIBBON: TS CQLA NI PA LA!
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
There has been much interest lately regarding the discovery of "primitive life" on Mars.
Surely it's a bit presumptious to assume the single cell organisms on Mars are unintelligent.
For all we know they could all hold university degrees in evolutionary science, and may have chosen to remain single cells to be inconspicuous.
The Miles Away Girl
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
FIGHT FOR THE SOAP RIGHTS OF RAIN
Have you noticed rain on TV lately, or rather the lack of it? I want to complain. Where has it gone?
How can programmes like EastEnders and Brookside fully represent society without the traditional British downpour?
Join me and help fight this injustice against rain-kind.
Shroud
Wake up, who needs rain in soaps
THE STORYLINES ARE GLOOMY ENOUGH!
CALLING ME NAMES
Why, oh why, can't I think of a name? I thought of Girl from Mars, but it has already been used, so I sought guidance from my fave bands:
- Single girl: state the obvious
- Dan Abnormal/Zombie: so uninspired
- Hollywood Girl - I'm not glam
- Daydreamer - Hmm
Anyway, here's what I decided -
Little Miss Pinpoint Eyes
Not bad but a little out of focus
DEAR 'ZINE
Re: Sort It article on footy shirts.
- Man Utd charge £40 because there are enough people in places like Cornwall who will support the best
- A true supporter goes to matches before even considering buying one
- Man Utd (best supported team in home counties) sell to people who never support their local team. Sad
West Bank Womble
To buy or not to buy - any thoughts?
BROKEN CIRCLES reckons Joyrider, a magnet for the world's anti-creativity, is a small block of dull, grey granite. Admit it, you don't like him. Good!
