The Mega-Zine Museum
August 24, 1996
MRS GENTRY & THE WANNABE have just spotted Tony Hart on the Branston Sandwich pickle advert.
GOTHIC GODDESS no longer wants to be Jas Mann's future wife!
MR MOUSTACHE You cannot go around calling people ignorant fools! It is just not right.
MASH UP Is it any wonder the police keep stopping you? After reading the addition to your letter. I can't say I blame them. Chill out!!!
Is Highbury Hedgehog meant to be
WATCHING THE 'ZINE? - ENLIGHTEN ME!
SALUTATIONS, EARTHLINGS...
I'm new, and my name is X-the EBE (extraterrestrial biological entity). I was born on Mars, I'm one of the Greys. Our planet was dying out and so all the survivors climbed aboard a spaceship and came to earth.
We are shapeshifters and look human. We mean no harm!
The Greys have great wisdom, so any questions you may have, I'm here to answer them.
X-the EBE
Is the 'Zine going to be a regular
RECEIVER OF YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM?
ALL 'ZINESTERS UNITE
Let's torture Dale Winton by making him watch countless hours of Barry Manilow videos in succession.
Please, if anyone likes him, write in. I could do with a laugh!
Kapun
A touch harsh, methinks! Perhaps a hot
CYCLE IN A WASHING MACHINE IS BETTER
REVIEW: MY FIRST DRIVING TEST
Emergency stop - great. Hill start - lovely. Reverse around a junction - a work of art.
Then the dreaded parallel - what a hideous mess! Doomed by the God of Kerb Bumping. And who was the dithering fool in the BMW who caused me to nearly hit a police car?
Driving licences are just another form of government mind control anyway.
Gil-galad
Do I take it you failed? Tough!
DEAR 'ZINE, HELP ME PLEASE...
Does anyone remember a music video that was out a few years ago? It showed the story of a little girl/boy dressed up as a bee, who was an outcast until she met with other bees in a field.
But that's all I can remember. I would like to give a big kiss to anyone who could tell me who it was by.
I might even have the song in my collection, but I don't know because I can't remember the song or artist.
Memory (temporary loss) Moth
I'd guess at Blind Melon - any offers?!
THE BEACHBALL bought a tape of Craig McLachlan and The Culprits for just 25p. She didn't get it to listen to what Craig calls music, but to have a continuous laugh at the cover. Nice one.
