The Mega-Zine Museum
August 10, 1996
SPEEDNIK wonders about The Joyrider's joy for interesting discussions again on 'Zine. Remember, Joyrider's first letter was a short cut saying "I want a fight". Very intellectual!
RAINBOW TROUT sent a card of Dublin's millennium clock in the River Liffey - the time in the slime. It counts down seconds to 2000. Riveting (NOT)!
COLONEL CUSTARD WHO HATES MUSTARD says some 'Zinester's names are quite ridiculous. This is a wind up, ya?
The Wannabe has a question. Why doesn't
SUPERGLUE STICK TO ITS BOTTLE?
DEAR WHITE LINE WARRIOR
Of all the colours to select, why choose white? It's bland, boring and reminds me of chalk on a blackboard. That means school!
We need our 'Zine ruler to have some colour. I have taken time out from my busy schedule to suggest the following:
- Red Line Ruler
- Pink Line Power
- Blue Line Boss
- Orange Line Operator
Cool Rebel
Hey, my parents gave me that name
YOU'RE A RUDE LITTLE BRAT!!
THINGS A FOOTY COMMENTATOR CAN'T DO
- Start a sentence without using "And"
- Watch a goal without yelling his duffle coat off
- End a game without saying: "And there goes the final whistle".
- Commentate on a game without referring to the weather
The Red Chipolata
You disgruntled couch potato
GET OFF YOUR BUM AND ATTEND A GAME!
HEY YOU LOT
If you're going to moan about pop videos, then think of everything else money is wasted on.
In general, the film industry spends millions, and I'd love to know how much it cost the BBC to show the Olympics.
We live in an unequal world. It's an awful situation, but fewer pop videos won't make much difference.
The Cynic Who Likes Cheese
DEAR 'ZINE
All this fuss over music!
Never mind Oasis and Blur. I listen daily to a pre-recorded tape of my highly melodic voice.
Of course, I would listen to myself singing 24 hours a day if I could, but most of my precious time is taken up by looking at myself in the mirror.
You can't always have the best of both worlds!
Adonis
Vain one, please crack your mirror
YOU DESERVE SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK!
