The Mega-Zine Museum
August 8, 1996
THE 'TACHE WLW suggests you stop crossing things and GET A LIFE!
MIDNIGHT MUFFIN asks, why did Dr Strange dump her in the pasta aisle in Sainsburys? Never to be seen again!
DELECTABLE DIVA asks, when is Brad Pitt going to ask her to marry him. Does any one have the answer.
THE SHY SHAMROCK is suffering from Stage Fright. Can anyone help?
Itsy Bitsy Spiders says Music is the
ONLY UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE!
DEAR 'ZINER
Can someone please answer something that has been bothering me for a very long time.
If, when you are making that delicious meal called toad in the hole, what do you call it if you get confused and put frogs in it instead of toads (it's very easy to get frogs and toads mixed up - they look the same).
Is it called toad in the hole, or is it called frog in the hole?
The Wonderman.
WLW is no serious chef, but thinks
IT WOULD BE CALLED FROG IN THE HOLE!
THE HOPES OF A NEW 'ZINER
The following are the steps taken by most people who first write to the 'Zine.
- Read the Joyrider's letter and think, I can do better than this trash.
- Send in the masterpiece.
- Wait two weeks before you finally realise you haven't made it.
- Write in trash about yellow blob or suck up to WLW and get letter shown.
Frog in a blender
Take back No 4, you didn't suck up to
ME AND YOU GOT A GO! JUST THIS ONCE
DEAR 'ZINE
I don't know anyone who likes the same stuff as me, I've dropped out of A-level English, I've got no money, I'm bored, I can't get a pair of PVC trousers with legs long enough.
But at least I've still got my CD collection, a red toothbrush, 5 pebbles and an action-man with no clothes on.
Hurray!
Elvis's Corduroy Underpants
DEAR 'ZINE
Individualism is not always a cause for celebration. I have no friends because of it and I feel a freak. I detest nightclubs, drinking, etc. I prefer nature or walking.
To so-called individuals: sometimes it hurts to be an individual. An individual is not someone who wears orange nail varnish because they are making a conscious decision to be different.
Stan D'Alone
Let's have a bit more honesty on 'Zine.
TAKE NOTE OF THE ABOVE!
HEY 'ZINE!
Anyone who could possibly compare the likes of 'Boyzone' to any form of Indie music needs their head checked.
Boyzone sings songs like 'Love me for a reason, let the reason be love.'
Need I say more!
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Why don't you trap the lads in your
WEB AND NEVER LET THEM SING AGAIN?
