The Mega-Zine Museum
August 4, 1996
LITTLE MISS HUFF HAS SOFTENED she shall now be known as LITTLE MISS HUGG.
TRUE BORN METTLE Your letters make me laugh out loud, but keep the same name - loved the Nesquik rabbit droppings!
LENNY Is just sick to death of Brit Pop kids.
PRINCESS JASMINE, SEARCHING FOR ALADDIN Orange smiley faces are great! Whizz an envelope this way, crammed with them. I thank you in anticipation.
Keep them short cuts rollin' in!
DEAR 'ZINE
A little while ago a boy in my year at school was tragically killed in a car accident along with his friend.
It's brought home how precious life is. Don't waste your time with hatred.
A church poster near the site of the accident reads "You have a lot less time than you imagine."
The Alien Liaison
DEAR 'ZINERS
Get it right! The yellow blob is clearly a camel on a BMX.
In the desert, TV reception is poor, and there are no mains sockets, so the camel is taking its battery-powered TV somewhere it can pick up the 'Zine.
It's so obvious I'm surprised no-one else realised!
Owly
Why on earth would a graceful camel
BOTHER WITH A BMX?
DEAR WLW
Gideon, Giver of Light hasn't been heard of since I proposed to him on these sacred pages that are the 'Zine. I am deeply hurt. What has happened to my beloved?
Gideon, if you are out there, then at least let me know that you're alive.
Meanwhile, if there's anyone else that 'Zinesters want to get rid of, then let me know and I'll propose. That should do the trick.
Lois of th fol-de rol
Look, if it worked for Liam Gallagher
IT'LL WORK FOR ANYONE
DEAR CHERRY STONE
It appears to me that you failed to grasp the meaning of Joyrider's recent comment about Creation.
What he/she clearly meant was that Creation is so amazing and beautiful that it couldn't have been an accident, like evolutionists like to believe.
And I agree. Christians are the only people willing to believe that there is someone greater than themselves in the universe.
Christians rule.
The Orangeman
DEAR TATH
We want to know: are you from Corby, Northants?
You said the worst ever insult is "You're a complete Thompson." Well we know a family of weirdos called Thompson.
Big Heat T-Bag, Sweaty Betty and John Wayne Boomer. You must know them, or is this pure coincidence?
Mutley & Razzle, Corby
It's probably due to that naff band
THE THOMPSON TWINS!
