The Mega-Zine Museum
July 31, 1996
THE YELLOW BLOB'S FIANCE WLW does not stand for WALLOPING LOUD WHAM. Do you think I am that uncool?
GIRL WITH THE STARRY EYES has fallen madly, truly and deeply for Adonis.
SAVANNAH & SAHARA You're wrong. WLW hated your stickers.
LENTILS TASTE NAFF says that since going on hols to Cornwall, it is no longer thought by said Lentils Taste Naff, that lentils taste naff. In fact, they are quite nice.
OI! EDITOR
WLW, my poem you didn't print.
Now in my eye there is an evil glint.
WLW, you should watch out,
you're in for it now there is no doubt.
WLW, my mind is diseased,
on top of this I'm now displeased.
WLW, please think again,
it might save you a lot of pain.
The lovely Scorchio Pizza
FRUSTRATION
Quite often I write to the 'Zine,
but my letters have never been seen.
When upset with the telly
I covered it with jelly.
Not surprisingly, now, it's turned green.
James Di Griz
Get a cloth and wipe the jelly away!
YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!
