The Mega-Zine Museum
July 16, 1996
FRAZLE POP is worried about the growing number of sad fashion victims there are who can't live without the right brand name on their clothes.
GINGER'S DISCIPLE wrote an incredibly witty ditty but I'm sure he/she won't be surprised not to see it on screen!
LITTLE MISS INNOCENT wants to know why all teenagers are thought to be shoplifters when shopping?
DR STRANGE wrote in to ask the time as he has broken his watch. Words fail me!
DEAR 'ZINE
Let's settle a few things right now.
I've written one letter this year to Mega-Zine, yet I'm still the most talked about person on your pages. I am obviously the best Ziner ever.
On the religion side of things - Villa Park is my church, football is my faith and Brian Little walks on water.
"Savo's found love", Broken Circles? Get lost.
Savo, Holte End, K4, Row 19
Savo mincing his words as usual!
I PREDICT A MIGHTY RESPONSE TO THIS!
HELP!!!
In March I gave £1 to a charity lady standing akimbo at the supermarket. She gave me a great enamel penguin badge. I called it Tweffin the Penguin.
Two weeks later he vanished somewhere in the England area. Have you seen him? Did you pilfer this penguin? I'm prepared to pay up to 60p ransom.
Tweffin the Person
Tweffin, have you ever seen a backslash
ON THE ZINE? HENCE THE NEW PHOTO-FIT
DEAR 'ZINE
My problem with religion is this:
There must be at least 20 different faiths in the world, right? Which means that at best, you've only got a 1 in 20 chance of picking the right one and not being condemned to eternal damnation as a pagan non-believer!
Why bother with those kind of odds?
Surly Hermit
Maybe all 20 have the same god, but he
USES 'ZINESQUE ALIASES!?
ODE TO VAMPIRE GODDESS
Pale, beyond porch and portal,
Crowned with leaves, she stands.
Who gathers all things mortal,
With cold immortal hands.
Her languid lips are sweeter
Than love's, who fears to greet her.
To men that mix and meet her,
From many times and lands.
Nocturnal Pulse
AFKA GONZO HAS A BAND
First single is called "Smash Crash".
Top lyrics: Smash, crash, smash, smash, crash, crash!
In the shops soon! (NOT)
