The Mega-Zine Museum
June 20, 1996
THE JOYRIDER sent me some wonderful anagrams e.g. AFKA GONZO - AKA GOON. But an anagram has to use all the letters, moron, e.g. THE JOYRIDER - TRIED HER JOY!
CURTAINS seems to enjoy reading the dictionary and says she has no life. Well, Curtains, it's true - you don't!
HARRIET THE HAIRY-NOSED WOMBAT has a theory that I, the mighty White Line Warrior, have been sending out subliminal messages between the lines to make 'Ziners insane.
Do you honestly think I would need to?
DON'T TRY TO BLAME THE COWS, EITHER!
UN POEME (A POEM)
J'aime les bananes,
parce qu'elles sont bien.
Je suis un singe,
parce que les bananes je mange.
Quand je vais au cinema,
pour regarder Gerard Depardieu.
Moi, je mange les bananes,
parce qu'elles m'interessent le plus!
BMX Monkey
This is my favourite poem in 'Zine
HISTORY! C'EST TRES JOLIE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Recently on "Sort It" you had a feature on snobs from public schools. I think that you gave a totally unfair view.
I go to public school, and no one I know actually cares whether someone goes to a state school or not. In fact a lot of the people who come to my school used to go to state schools.
Uncle Gary
I think it's obvious there are cool and
STUPID FOLK IN ALL TYPES OF SCHOOLS!
DEAR KING NOTHING
I'd like to start by saying that I'm quite partial to the odd bit of Metallica (and have been since 1988).
But... they're hardly shunned by the media. I remember the lyrics to "One", "Enter Sandman" and others in Smash Hits.
MTV has recently had loads of specials and Kerrang! is practically Metallica Weekly!
Obscure Indie Weekly
The thing is, it would help if King had
A CLUE WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT!
DEAR ENOLA
Your letter about exams is true. During my maths exam all I heard was this bird constantly squawking and a girl in front of me coughing!
I was about to get my pocket TV out of my desk and tune into 'Zine when I realised I had two minutes left.
Argh!!!
Blomper Head
DEAR 'ZINE
Ah yes, summer's here! How do I know?
- I'm sitting my exams.
- The bees are buzzing.
- The sun is shining and I'm hot.
- Blokes are yelling "Oi sexy!" out of car windows at anything in a short skirt! Sad but true.
The Purple Apple Eater
And not a single mention of the dreaded
BARBECUE!!!
