The Mega-Zine Museum
June 12, 1996
MJC has a message for Kev Fernandez: "I'm really sorry, I shouldn't have gone OTT at you. It's all my fault. Forgive me. Peace, luv & bitsa paper".
DRIVEN PURPLE MEANDERER seems to be a bit miffed that her "amazing" (?) name was replaced with "Velvet Jacket" on a recent letter on the Zine. Well, as recompense I'm sending you £1m... not!
DR STRANGE Boo boo bee bee baa baa, ta!
38DD asks "Does anyone else fancy the drummer from Dodgy?"
It's good to get this sort of
IMPORTANT QUESTION OFF YOUR CHEST...
DEAR 'ZINE
I entirely agree with Mr The Wannabe. If the 'Zine changed, most people wouldn't like it and demand it was changed back.
Besides, if a change occurred, it would make it impossible for simple people such as myself to write in and get drivel like this printed.
And that's reason enough!
The Only Looney Left In Town
Send in drivel like this again, Looney,
AND YOU'LL BE STRAIGHT IN THE BIN!
THE 'ZINE LEGEND
WLW was sitting down in a warehouse in Fulham, under strict instructions to do something constructive or leave.
Staring at his/her/its Club wrapper it came to him/her/it. Let's make a club, call it Club 440 after the pages.
So the sacred pages were formed and people came from far and wide to see them. It now required one more ingredient - room for The 'Zine Legend.
Highbury Hedgehog
What a splendid imagination...
BUT WHAT A LOAD OF CODSWALLOP!!!
DEAR FICTIONAL RABBIT
What are you playing at then? Promoting a stereotypical image for us blokes to live up to. Blokes everywhere will think: "I want to be as good as Jarvis because he doesn't run off to the gym".
Their efforts will lead to self starvation, attempts at cowardice and expensive Oxfam shopping sprees. It's obvious that nobody can be as cool as Jarvis and the disappointment will be soul-destroying.
Feeling guilty? Good!
Bez's Working Trousers
Blokes should strive to be as cool as
ZIG OR ZAG, NOT THIS JARVIS GEEZER!
DEAR 'ZINER
I would like to add support to the Master of Puppets' comments about the media's refusal to acknowledge the existence of Metal.
If I point out that the last Metallica album, for instance, sold 14 million units, and then tell you that total is a few million clear of the highest selling U2 album, would you regard that a huge achievement considering the two bands' differing media exposures?
King Nothing
DEAR MEGAZINE
I was disgusted and angry when I read Snobs v Yobs (445). People should not be judged by their financial position or appearance. What's inside counts.
When I think of the two girls, the word that springs to mind is shallow. I don't go to public school and I most certainly am not a yob or stupid. If they won't talk to someone like me that's fine. They're not worth knowing.
Serendipity, telling it as it is!
Right on Serendipity!
SNOBS SHOULD SHUT THEIR... MOUTHS!
