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June 9, 1996

THE BOGIE MAN thinks Iron Lion's "melt Michael Jackson" joke is hysterical. Any more? Your wit just melts him down!

DAZY, GIRL FROM MARS, just loves nappies, especially the new highly absorbent ones. Hey, what age are you?

BOY FROM MARS Thank you for your plaudits. Yes, WLW is the greatest, along with Teletext, of course!

LOSER IN LOVE says he's never in an anorak surveying outside Sainsbury's. Whoops, it is Kwik Save and Tesco!

Daisy Belle just loves country music

HAIL THE MIGHTY ONE, GARTH BROOKS!

 

DEAR LITTLE MISS BUG

So, 'Zine is boring, is it? Well, firstly, you're not making it any better by writing stupid letters. And secondly, no one forces you to read the great 'Zine.

Oh, you said you always used to be printed and were famous. Well, why did you once write and ask if anyone noticed you - or were you just a one-letter wonder? Very strange indeed!

The Joyrider

Touchy - she's obviously bugging you.

LUCKY SHE'S NOT A BIG BUG!

 

SKINNY BLOKES BETTER THAN MUSCLY GUYS

  • Skinny blokes don't run off to the gym every five minutes
  • They don't act all macho and start a fight - they know they won't win!
  • You can borrow their clothes without looking swamped in them
  • They're not obsessed with having the perfect body
  • They look absolutely gorgeous - e.g. Jarvis Cocker - need I say more?

Fictional Rabbit

C'mon, admit it, you'll never know

REAL BEAUTY UNLESS YOU SEE WLW!

 

HOME MADE FASHIONS

Why pay £50 for the latest designs when you can make your own with your old clothes? Here's what I do:

  • Get an old t-shirt (dark) and cut a simple triangle in the front.
  • Then get a lighter t-shirt and put it on.
  • Wear the cut shirt over this and you'll have an authentic Broken Circles t-shirt.

Broken Circles, surrounded by loads of wrecked t-shirts

So, you're a bit of a scruff, then?

DESIGNER SUITS RULE!

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Metallica's Until it Sleeps charted at No.5, even though metal fans aren't noted for buying singles.

But on MTV's chart show, Hitlist UK, they forget No.5. Every other week they play the Top 10 in full.

I'm sick of TV and radio ignoring metal. We get one TV show weekly at 11pm on a Thursday and no radio. Please, will someone cater for us?

Master of Puppets

 

HAUNTED BY MY OWN X FILE

I lost a bar of chocolate. It was definately in my top drawer, but now it's gone.

What could have happened - alien abductors, an evil force taking over my town, or did my sister eat it?

I think there's a dimension warp in my top drawer and my chocolate bar is now on its way to the Delta Quadrant via the Black Hole.

The Muso

Your letter writing also has a

WARPED DIMENSION - JUST PLAIN SILLY!