The Mega-Zine Museum
June 8, 1996
BRAD PITT'S BELLYBUTTON FLUFF says the last choccy biscuit always tastes nicest. Why? It means you've no more left for your next cup of tea, you mug!
SIR MR BLOBBY'S Y-FRONTS OBE asks how Dracula has such a straight hair parting when he can't see himself in the mirror. Easy, he bathes it in blood every morning before nodding off.
THE VAMPIRE GODDESS kindly tells us that a super furry animal is a mighty mouse. How enlightening!
Fake Plastic is nothing but a fraud
HIS LETTER JOINED HIM IN THE BIN!
DEAR NORTHERN UPROAR
I am very sorry to have to ask this because I don't want to hurt your feelings - but why do most of "your" songs consist mainly of the words "yeah" and "woa"?
Don't take offence, though, I'm only just wondering about this.
Indiette Pea Pod, still Mushy Peas
He's just copying The Beatles.
SHE LOVES YOU, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
DEAR 'ZINE
I think the yellow blob is one of the following:
- Mustard from AFKA Gonzo's burger
- The contents of Savo's hankie
- A sample of alien goo for Mulder and Scully to investigate
- The contents of a sachet of sauce from a pot noodle
Bono's Voicebox
You still haven't found what you're
LOOKING FOR - THE RIGHT ANSWER!
DEAR 'ZINE
I just knew TV reviewer Sam Brady on p124 (Sat, ITV) would be nasty about the Dr Who film.
Yes, maybe some of it was a bit too Hollywood, but Paul McGann was great, the storyine classic and there was loads of humour - the police bike bit was so funny!
So why couldn't you be more positive about it, Mr Brady?
The Muso (Miss)
Leave our Sammy alone: he expressed an
OPINION, JUST AS YOU'VE DONE ABOVE!
FELLOW 'ZINESTERS
I would agree with Keith Flint's Bald Patch - the Britpop scene is dying. But it's being replaced by something better
For instance, last week's Top 40 had the Manics, Soundgarden, the Super Furries and, of course, the Pumpkins - the greatest band around.
So who thinks it was an insult for the Manics to support the lowly Oasis?
Bullet With Butterfly Wings
DEAR 'ZINE
What's happening? Jeans should be only blue or black, nothing else!
Today, all I see are sad techno boppers wearing red, pink, orange, lime green and yellow jeans.
People should be more individual and not copy their friends.
Stereotypical Individual
Be more individual? Sorry, silly, but
DON'T WE ALL WEAR BLACK/BLUE?
