The Mega-Zine Museum
June 7, 1996
BLOOPER HEAD thinks his joke is funny - What happens when you put Iron-Lion in a fire; He melts! Doesn't say much for your level of playground humour. Sad!
THE WANNABE wonders why they only ever play Oasis in the Queen Vic. Peggy is too mean to buy Grant anything else.
TINA ARENA wants to know what Tath is short for - it's a beaut name. Even better, now it isn't Tath & Bob!
ROD, JANE & FREDDY'S KID reckon they had too much sugar in their brekkie
cereal. Sorry to tell you but you
FORGOT TO PUT THE MILK IN, SILLY!
ANALYSIS OF MICHAEL JACKSON FANS
Well, plenty of people went through a Michael Jackson phase when they were young - about six years old.
When they grow older, most realise the superlative quality of other types of music. However, some ignore this and continue liking Jackson in an attempt to revive their younger years. Jackson himself shows symptoms of this by continuing in the music business.
Fishpi
What superlative qualities do you have?
WRITING ONE-SIDED LETTERS!
BANDS FOR BOB (EX OF TATH)
- Bob goes to Bollywood
- Bobylon Zoo
- Bob Eat Bob
- Bobside Down
- Bad Bobs Inc.
- Bob Radleys
- Manic Street Bobs
- Snoop Bobby Bob
- Bobzone
- Rolf Harris (Ha, ha, ha!)
Muv Nay
Stop doing a bad job on Bob,
YOU SNOB!
DEAR SAVO
While you were away, I was your replacement. I wasn't as superior as you, and not as annoying either. Still, my heart belongs to Villa.
Now you're back, does it mean I'm unemployed? I hope not, as I won't have any qualifications for any other jobs - I've just done my P1 maths exam.
Savoess
Go and protect his seat in the Holte
END FROM THE SCOTS AND DUTCH!
